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Frank Goshit - un
02:18
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Frank Goshit - deux
02:07
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Frank Goshit - trois
05:00
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Frank Goshit - quatre
02:04
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Frank Goshit - cinq
02:48
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Every band that's ever existed will eventually reform
Even if all the members are dead
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Claiming not to care about the super bowl
Blow by blow explanation of why it sucks
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Loud pipes save lives
Tell that to the people trying to sleep
Weaving in and out of traffic
I hope you get fucking flattened
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Earfuls of filth at an early age
Courtesy of a man named Mr. Truckstop
Nothing taboo or off limits
Here's to you, you were one of the greats
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Crushing my nuts to sound like King Diamond
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Giving a face to the faceless
Smug and condescending
Anonymous, yet despicable
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Grown men obsessed with Star Wars in 2013
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Fisting tainted women for the win
Fuck the world
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Two nails in a log, necks stretched tight
Axe swing delivering the fatal blow
Headless birds flailing around
Voiceless beaks scream for help
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Deleting hours of music to make room for more
Worthless and disposable
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Sweating with stress, preparation of taxes
Coming out even beats paying in
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1-2-3-4 hoooooooooooooold
and we're done
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Borrowed cassettes from decades past
Mysteriously returned in mailbox today
Suspicion of theft finally confirmed
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Rocking out HARD to a Dr. Seuss CD at full volume
Singing along with all the best bits
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If there were an underground version of the Grammys, Charlie Infection would win the lifetime achievement award
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Buying porn blindly from the budget section
70 year old white dude fucking a 300 pound black chick
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Pummeling my pancreas with refined sugar
Type 2 beetus is unavoidable
Test strips courtesy of Liberty Mutual
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That hard jerk first thing in the morning
Gets slightly less hard after warming up
Rubber softens and loosens up
Until finally there's no jerk at all
Only the jerk behind the wheel
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Fuck it
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Tensions run high at the family reunion
Fabric strains against growing wood
Those cut-off shorts get shorter each year
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Consistently unreliable, excuses pile high
Too stupid to be trusted
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Banana man makes his deliveries on Monday
Show up late and miss the banana boat
Free to the public, there for the taking
Trading fruit for discussions of Christ
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If there's one thing we can all agree on
It's that Lääz Rockit fucking sucks
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Child-rape apologists
Offended by priest jokes
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Your face looks like a snatch
A tight shot of your mouth looks like a scene
from a 70s porno
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Cartoon dogs with human dates
Geico commercials with a pig and his girl
Outrage over one, but not the other
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Living a loop
Each day the same as the last
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It doesn't have to make sense
It doesn't have to synch up
We can play whatever we want
As long as we stop all at once
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Eco-friendly grindcore for the punk rock crowd
Noise made digestible by a lyrical shift
Musically mundane and bland
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(instrumental)
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Writing a song about Anal Jackson writing a song about Charlie Infection's glasses
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One lump or two?
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Mountain Dew mainlined straight into the vein
Blood sugars sky rocket, waistline expands
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Fat, tiny Hitler
Shitting his sagging pants at work
Entire rolls of tissue forced down the stool
Resulting flood spreads down the hall
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Celebrating shit
Making mountains out of molehills
Not everything is worth its weight in gold
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Slamming a door into a cast iron dildo
Saving the walls from penetration
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Hello, my name is Doctor Office
Welcome to my practice
Meet my nurse, Nurses Station
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High school dropouts who fucking love science
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Dumb motherfucker storms through the door
Demanding a bar code tattooed on his neck
60 minutes later the deed is done
The UPC for Kraft Mac 'n' Cheese
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Rosetta Stone expanding my brain
In 6 different languages I can talk out my ass
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Yelping of beasts indecipherable
Quickly closing in on the frightened
Wild dogs give way to monkeys
Oh look, how cute
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New kinds of mathematics
Achieved with the King Kong Calculator
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1980s titty-flick supremacy
Hopeless nerds getting their first grope of flesh
Oingo Boingo and Devo providing the soundtrack
To an alcohol induced date rape
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Poor ol' Beau
He's the Ron McGovney of grindcore
Always the butt of jokes
And undeservedly so
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Wood worker working with wood
The mighty oak becomes curio cabinet
Basement filled with splinters and sawdust
Forests stripped down to the surface
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Sassy pants full of sassafras
Leaky leg with droopy ass
This song is fucking dumb
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Pulling it with the left hand
To give the right a break
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Trading one dead animal for another during lent
That kind of sacrifice is to be commended
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Pushing as hard as possible
Soft serve like a motherfucker
Testing the limits of absorption
Chocolate diaper holocaust
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Drink from the goblet, the goblet of gore
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Stuffed-Up Nose, Sore Throat and Yeast Infection
Was the sickest tour I've ever seen
Full Blown AIDS played the after party
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Flat-chested girls with push-up bras
The illusion of cleavage achieved through deception
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Rescuing your releases from cut-out bins
Passing them on to someone else
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Skip out on your duties, or for any offense
Reach in and grab from the jar of consequence
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Hooves clopping their way down the court
Stopping mid-court to empty their bladders
Middle aged men wrangle the beasts
While handling their balls and avoiding the turds
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Slap on enough reverb
And we'll have a best seller
Hollywood magic erasing mistakes
Everything's brutal in post-production
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Anal douching to minimize mess
Anal bleaching for aesthetic purposes
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Shared experiences, mutual interests
Aging together with hidden resentment
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Quick, jarring motions
Lifelike, but not quite
Creepy beyond belief
Animatronic nightmares
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Repeated slogans, cookie cutter punks
Individuality expressed by all looking the same
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Using print quality as a measuring stick for authenticity
Only photocopies are real
Dismissing releases if they look too good
Caring about stuff is totally false
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Involuntary cannibalism on the feed lots
This is our one political song
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