You’re a dog person; this much you’re sure to let us know
Got a pooch that rides beside you on the way to the park
Did the March for Pets together, sleeps in your bed
Here’s a question, how come you haven’t eaten that mutt yet?
Does the thought of chewing Golden Lab turn your stomach inside out?
Bet he’d taste really good after they’d lined him up and slit his velvety throat
Why do you relegate only specific animals to your plate?
How come that panting dog is spared from enduring this same fate?
Rationalize, compartmentalize, choose to scoff and ignore
Your precious dog is just as smart and endearing as that pig
Your smacking lips fellated in corpse form from that hip food truck
Where the guy with nerd glasses reassured you it was humanely snuffed