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We're all sitting at the dinner table
Your etiquette here must be unlike a stable
Your spoon and knife are at the side of your plate
Gee mom, this buttfag salad sure tastes great

I don't like knives or spoons
I think they make you look like a goon
Forks are cool, but they suck
Forks are cool, and yet they suck

Table manners are a fucking drag
if you care about them, you're a fag
Everyone eats, ever people who are pigs
Your dork left the table and munched on some figs

I don't like knives or spoons
I think they make you look like a goon
Forks are cool, but they suck
Forks are cool, and yet they suck

Everybody ate and chewed their bites
Don't tell me not to slouch, I know my rights
Everyone had to put on a show
Just because we're eating, that really blows

I don't like knives or spoons
I think they make you look like a goon
Forks are cool, but they suck
Forks are cool, and yet they suck

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from Barf On A Globe: 7" Vinyl Collection 1989​-​1998, released December 12, 1999

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