A Short Time Later, by Midget Fetish

A Short Time Later

by Midget Fetish

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1.	Midget Madness 02:34	lyrics
Watching "Midget Madness" is a fucken laugh! Midgets wrestling and showing their stuff Ten minutes is more than enough Of normal blokes they're only half "Mini Mr. T" and "The Karate Expert" Jumping on each other without getting hurt Only have to fall three feet to the ground They hardly even make a sound Of all the sports they have on the tele Midget wrestling was the most impressive to me !Emano locos!
2.	Society For Cutting-Up Men 00:58	lyrics
All blokes are pigs and should be shot They should be cut-up for having cocks We don't like men one bit Their ugly dicks make us sick! Yeah, we're pippy suckers And we go to uni motherfuckers We take tips from "Jack the Ripper" We also cut-up the odd stripper S.C.U.M. - Society for cutting-up men
3.	Pound For Pound 01:33	lyrics
Whenever we play in another town All the schoolgirls, they wanna hang around We get around, get around town And we play around - Don't mess us around! Don't mess us around Or we'll go pound for pound If you cross us you'll get an awful fright! Whenever the Fetish boys are out all night There always seems to be a fight Drunken, mean bastards - what a sight If you cross us you get an awful fright Night-fight - fright
4.	Painted Face Club 01:48	lyrics
Paint your face like a fucken glam Bandwagon jumper - you're so "true" I can't even read your band's logo you fucks! Claim to be a "satanist" - just like all the rest Black metal rockstar - kick your arse far! I can't even read your band's logo you fucks! Burning down churches - following trends! For a year or maybe two You're not fucken "true"
5.	Fenime and Bengt 01:04	lyrics
A match made in heaven Fenime the Midget, and Swedish Bengt Met at work in the factory His stare said "Come hither and fuck me!" Their parents didn't agree Fenime's parents were from Turkey Bengt's midget fetish they couldn't see Fenime and Bengt didn't give a shit So on his cock she now sits Straddles his prostrate body And does star jumps as a hobby Her hear only reaches his belly when they do it "doggy"
6.	Seek and Destroy Rockstars 00:34	lyrics
Cliff Burton, Cliff Burton, Cliff Burton
7.	Estridencias Radio Outro 01:09
8.	Evil Eric 01:43	lyrics
Sadistic Little Gimp With the mind of a chimp He loved to strangle cats 'Cause it gave him a fat Pretty soon this wasn't enough He wanted more full-on stuff He lured little Derrick into the bush Picked up a rock and told him to "shush" Beat Derrick's skull to a bloody, fucken pulp Went and played Nintendo - but didn't sulk Eric Smith was a demented little fucker But now he's in the fucken lock-up
9.	Suffocate On This (Festering Puke cover) 00:36	lyrics
(Festering Puke cover)
10.	Pound For Pound 01:48	lyrics
Whenever we play in another town All the schoolgirls, they wanna hang around We get around, get around town And we play around - Don't mess us around! Don't mess us around Or we'll go pound for pound If you cross us you'll get an awful fright! Whenever the Fetish boys are out all night There always seems to be a fight Drunken, mean bastards - what a sight If you cross us you get an awful fright Night-fight - fright
11.	Man's Domain 01:35	lyrics
The fucken pub is a man's domain With Sheilas there - it's just not the same Sheilas shouldn't invade our domain Trying to pull a root - they're a fucken pain! Even got their own dunnies now! Go home and cook dinner you old cow Standing around with their gibs hanging out You can stay for one love But only if it's your shout!
12.	Satan Is My Saviour (Bloodied Altar Mix) 02:16	lyrics
Lord Satanas is my saviour Sacrifices made for his favour Bloodied altar in the name of the goat The white virgin corpse spews black smoke Creating terror with great ease It's Lucifer I want to please Kneel down in his evil presence You think I talk "sick nonsense" Christian laws I will defile When I torture you - I'll fucken smile Killing the young ones for the dark lord Impale your white body upon my sword
13.	Cock Rock 01:48	lyrics
She tastes so sweet - she's a real fast ride my baby, she's outta control When she shakes her ass - it's outta sight! Really makes me wanna rock 'n' roll she's so sexy - she's so sassy Ready to explode! Took a night job down in Chinatown Her boss keeps takin' liberties Keeps his hands to himself when I come 'round He better not mess with me She's so sexy - she's so sassy Ready to explode! She likes sugar and spice - all things nice Enjoys her work when she's paid Wish she'd settle down - take my advice One day she'll be put away She's so sexy - she's so sassy Ready to explode! Sex, booze and tattoos Wild, young thing gettin' high Mini-skirt and high heel shoes I can't believe those thighs She's so sexy - she's so sassy Ready to explode!
14.	Delusions Of Grandeur 04:00	lyrics
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Repeat 20 times)
15.	Society For Cutting-Up Men 01:02	lyrics
All blokes are pigs and should be shot They should be cut-up for having cocks We don't like men one bit Their ugly dicks make us sick! Yeah, we're pippy suckers And we go to uni motherfuckers We take tips from "Jack the Ripper" We also cut-up the odd stripper S.C.U.M. - Society for cutting-up men
16.	Fenime and Bengt 01:08	lyrics
A match made in heaven Fenime the Midget, and Swedish Bengt Met at work in the factory His stare said "Come hither and fuck me!" Their parents didn't agree Fenime's parents were from Turkey Bengt's midget fetish they couldn't see Fenime and Bengt didn't give a shit So on his cock she now sits Straddles his prostrate body And does star jumps as a hobby Her hear only reaches his belly when they do it "doggy"
17.	Squat to Piss 01:13	lyrics
The old man has to squat to piss He's got a dick - so why do this?! Big chunks of metal through his cock This is why he has to squat Appendage mutilated by gaping holes He puts rings through them because he's old!
18.	Teenage Fantasy 01:49	lyrics
Of all the hot babes on the tele The cutest of all was Marsha Brady Such a nice, pretty girl Travel back in time and give her a whirl! She was from the Brady Bunch Her little snatch was my lunch Forget Cindy and Jan Brady Marsha was a mature lady!

about

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credits

released March 29, 2013

I've been wanting to release a Midget Fetish discography CD for years, but I lost contact with their singer for well over a decade and was never able to make it happen. Recently we've re-connected and I convinced him to send me his master tapes to make transfers from.

All three demos were released separately by the band and as a collection tape from Abnormal Tapes (Slovenia). Track #4 appeared on the "Australian Grindcore" 7" compilation from Bizarre Leprous Productions.

Thanks to Stumblefuck for his help with cleaning up the audio.

MIDGET FETISH was:

Tom Bothered - Vocals / Drums on #6 + 11
Shane Spasm - Guitar
Steve Gibbs - Guitar #1-14
Funky Mark - Bass #1-13
Mick Williams - Bass #14-18
Scott Ward - Drums / Vocals on #6 + 11
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Tracks 1-7 = "Promo Tape #1 '97"
Recorded in March / April of 1997 and mixed in July on 16 tracks by Steve Gibbs at SEA Studios. Outro came from Guillermo Rivera on Estridencias Radio - Bolivia.
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Tracks 8-14 = "(Sh)It's an Acquired Taste" Demo 1996
Recorded on October 20th and 27th of 1996 by Mick Williams on 4 tracks. Track #14 was recorded live at the Crash N Burn Cafe on May 11th, 1996.
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Tracks 15-18 = "Vertically Challenged" Demo 1995
Recorded July 29th + 30th of 1995 by Mick Williams on 4 tracks.

RIP Mick Williams (May 9, 1974 - November 5,1997)