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Captain Three Leg / Burt Bacharach

by Captain Three Leg / Burt Bacharach

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Born a maggot Feast on shit Swarming, squirming under skin Warm and moist Dark and dead Transformation will begin Larval skin Begins to shed Sprouting wings, taking flight Search for filth Seeking slice Spraying seed, make new flies The cycle is complete Sperm and shit meet Fuck fast, die fast Dead within a week
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Overnight stay Pants in the way Working the shaft The blanket will pay Shoots from the head On the bed spread You left your cream Crime scene Fabrics in ruin The irresistible urge Never invited again
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Don't have to look too far It's right there where you are The search for cruelty ends Where your fucking driveway begins
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Knock on wood Rub on plastic Kiss on glass Bad luck will pass
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Pornography Debauchery We pulled our peckers sore S&M DNA Blood and guts and gore Video tapes of death and rape Mentally ill, we had our fill
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Just your normal average everyday Interracial homosexual x2 Supposed to be reality Normal nuclear family Actors play on your TV Exaggerated fantasy
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This noodle's not for you What are you going to do? You can scream and cry Heterosexual sauce
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Anti-meat Anti-porn Anti-sexist Anti-norm Pet lover, tree hugger Waving rainbow flags Empty words, empty head As you exploit the dead Human atrocity Don't let it go to waste Logo over cut and paste gore
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Rrrarrrgh Rrrarghhhh!
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It's perfectly okay To go our separate ways We don't think alike So take a fucking hike My side Your side Choose sides
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Shady doctor Naked girl Drug abuse Pussy used
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He fell in love with the Devil At an early age He picked up a guitar To praise Satan's name Chants and flames Pentagram stains
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Just woke up Wake and wash Morning breath On my cock Unclean teeth Scrape my beef Stink relief On my cock Up and down Slobber around Spit and sperm Drained vein Cum stain Yuck
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Shirtless savior Handsome Devil Muscles ripped Crush on Christ Horny head Handle bars Holy hands Stigmata job In love with invisible men Kneel before the sodomy cock
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I did my time I made my rhymes It's for the kids Not invalids
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Spank your wallet Taxes, fines and child support Alimony, fees and debt
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If only weed was legal Is always what you fucking claim But you already smoke it every day And shit just stays the same It will cure your mental health It will solve your aches and fucking pains Can't make the connection that it hasn't yet With smoke clouding your fucking brain I hope it becomes legal soon Then what will your excuse be That your life's still going nowhere Even with your legal weed
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Life is pointless Nothing matters Always tired Can't sleep Overeating Don't give a shit Time will pass Wait for death
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Your claim to fame In the sandwich game You chopped up your beef Loose meat Beef crumbs fall off greasy buns
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Shouting some bullshit Shout it again Over and over Causing ear pain Over and over and over again Your lack of creativity is fucking lame Repeat Repeated Repeater
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School bell rings Three class clowns Open flame Burn it down Smoke and flame Charred remains Students fry F.B.I. You play'a with fiya You gonna die-ah
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MORT:156

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released December 20, 2022

Tracks 1-21 = Captain Three Leg
Recorded at StereoTactic, MPLS & Mortville Studios.

Brian - Vocals
Andy - Bass, Guitar & Vocals
Housepig - Drums
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Tracks 22-29 = Burt Bacharach
Recorded & mixed by Chris Leamy & Burt Bacharach.

Fred - Guitar
Tim - Drums & Voice

Thanks to: Andy & Brian, Francisco/JOABA, Chris Leamy & you.
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Mastered by E.Trude at Hostile Studios.
Cover art by S. Foxe.

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