1. OTTUMWA IN THE SKY I'll see you all again The afterlife the same as fucking life 2. SON OF SHAME Classically trained Down the drain The next generation Watering down the name 3. SMELLS LIKE A HOLE Funky and moist 4. PRETTY COCK Your cunt's fucking ugly, too 5. ZIP CODE CORE 5250 why? 6. 300 FANS Three hundred fans Make no more than 7. CHOKE SIZE King size Snack size Fun size Choke size Stuck in your throat Perfect size to fucking choke 8. MUSIC STAND BANDS Music stands for show Music stands for bullshit bands 9. CHINESE PLASTIC Rape, kill and steal Cartoon pirates merchandise deal 10. THE BIG FOUR OF PORN Playboy Penthouse Hustler Screw 11. ENTERTAINMENT ONLY We don't mean what we say We don't stand behind our work It's all just pretend for cash Phony fucks, why listen to us? Fucking jerks 12. GRINDCORE RESUME "I was there before you were" "Played in bands before your birth" Sick as fuck and dumb as shit Pioneering the extreme Pea-brain, big mouth, too dumb to shut up Stay sick or die, I wish for your fucking death 13. ALL EARS The government is listening But your family and friends are not The government wants to hear you But your family and friends do not 14. ONWARD TO ARBORISM Chainsaws and clippers The tools to tame the land Cut down and sculpted To prove yourself a man Be a man 15. SITTING SPORTS Do nothing fans 16. BLACKFOOT Blackfoot Barefoot on stage 17. CROSSING OVER TO THE DEAD Punk rock and skateboards Pussy scarce, fuck your hand Drug rugs, patchouli Hippie girls at your command 18. LET THAT BEEF SIMMER Never let it go Hang on to your hatred Let that beef simmer Take it to your grave 19. (YOU MAKE IT) HARD TO HELP YOU Fucking close to homeless Can't provide for yourself Handouts aren't good enough Picky poor 20. HAM WALLET TO YOUR WALLET Balloon knot economics Spread butthole will provide 21. PERIOD PIECE Fucking on the rag 22. BOYCOTT HARDER You never bought But now you're really not 23. (THE CRISCO KID) NEWSWORTHY WANKS Jerking your way to fame 24. UNEVENTFUL LOADS A million washed away 25. STRAP-ON FUCKING THE HERNIA BACK IN Push back in what's sticking out 26. STATE OF CALIFORNIA 49 states of death 27. HAILS, BRO Greetings from afar We make a fucking deal? One-for-one trade For my shit with no appeal 28. BONER ALE Brewing up a batch Stir it with my bone Crafted with love Pre-cum mixed with boner foam 29. OUR DAILY CORN Corn, corn corn... 30. ACCESS TO EXCESS Access to excess Your death You die You're dead 31. ROUTINE JERK Penciled-in plans For your pecker in your hand 32. CRAP-MASTERS Masters of their craft You're an amateur at best You fucking suck 33. SPEED JOB Bang it out Slop it up Make it shit 34. MUMBLE TRACK Mumble track For idiots who can't phrase a song Mumble track To help them along 35. FUTURE RARE Hogging up shit Closets filled with future rare Sit on shit To fuck over fans 36. EYE MARK Smelly lipstick Give your underwear a sloppy kiss 37. THROAT COAT Chewing gum Honey tea Chocolate milk Doesn't fucking work 38. HEALTH (DON'T) CARE Pain and suffering Misery and grief First things fucking last It came to me in a dream No shit, dumbfuck You did it to yourself You've earned every illness Die 39. TEENAGE TRAIN Teenage train Feel no pain Spackle-up her crack 40. NORMAL LEVELS OF LOATHING The hate remains the same I hate you like I hated you before 41. WANKING THE CADAVER More growled nonsense