CRACKER JAM Too white to funk Too stiff to dance BLOOD CONE Ice chips and blood drips A fucking blood cone PRESIDENTS' DAY HOTDOG No tax on your one dollar dog GRINDCORE STAGE SEIZURES Like a fish out of water I wish it were your last fucking breath ANOTHER SPECIES' FECES Who owns who? Following a dog Picking up his shit FROM THE KITCHEN TO THE COUCH Loading up on calories Fatten up to sit Refrigerator empty Guts filled up with shit Life on your back Choking down fucking snacks SHARON MICS Bad breath and cold sore lips WASTE MANAGEMENT Shit tumbles onto paper plate GERMINATION Human spore UNFORTUNATE FERTILITY In and out Nine months A kid pops out SCAT INFECTION Chewing on turds And chugging down piss How do you not fucking die? SLEEPING ON THE JOB Face in the pillow Ass in the air INNOCENT WHILE EARNING Blind eye to sex crimes while money's being made Guilty when the cash runs out PAINFUL TO PLAY Twisted face Grunts of pain Popping vein It's all for fucking show NATURE WALK Duck shit and dead fish and sunshine You're better off inside GRAVE OR FLAME In da ground or reduced to ash VISUALLY IMPAIRED UNDERWEAR Wipe it Sniff it Wipe it Smell it Visually impaired underwear CROTCH WARMER Soft and moist and slightly warm My pocket's hot Got ruined on the way NOSE HIGH TO THE BROWN EYE Nose Asshole Nose high to the brown eye MOUTHFUL OF MONEY Couple dollars short Pull out a couple of fucking teeth WELL-WRITTEN KINDLING Pen and paper Gasoline and match Cherished novel and tabloid rag It all fucking burns the same NO-PAY No health today Can't fucking pay BAND-BREAKER Drug bust Hard time Fuck AIR THRASH Hand cramps from my air guitar AXE FUCK (Cadaver Feast cover) INTENTIONAL TOE Hiking up the panties Accentuate the beef Camel toe SHOEHORNED Cramming in shit And making it fit To prove you can play But it gets in the fucking way ANCESTRY.COM Descendants of kings From royalty to poverty PAINTED RELEASES Painted disc Looks like shit Custom made Can't be fucking played BRUTAL BUYBACK Rescued from racks CDs bought back Pennies on the dollar Then given away DEMOS ONLY I like their old shit Before they learned how to play JERRY'S KIDS (BUT NOT HIS OWN) Fuck off DOG PECKER RED Dog pecker red Twist up the lipstick Of raging hard dog pecker beef VAGINICIDE / PENICIDE Vaginicide Penicide You decide INTRODUCTION TO SHIT Building up to nothing And now the song is fucking done VEGETABLES CAN'T RUN They don't bleed They don't scream And they don't taste very good, either BOGUS TRACKS Tack them on the end They're a waste of time and usually suck CANS AND CARDBOARD Burdens of our planet Are placed upon our backs Recycle I'm not cleaning up shit FOLK ROCK FUCK True calling as a hick Go suck a fucking dick Hillbilly on a bale With an acoustic guitar Folk rock fuck INFECTION TRADJECTION Plague grenades with feces-coated tips THE GAPE TRAIN Life is a series of unwashed bulls Making emergency stops Standing in line to fuck you in the ass FAVORITE FRUIT Out of the closet and on your TV Hated in life, but loved on the screen Who's your favorite fruit? DUST COLLECTION Buying shit Placed on shelf Now a chore to keep it fucking clean HANDFAN Cunt hole Asshole Mouth hole No fuck NAPCAR Round and round 500 laps Wake me up for the fucking crash PORNOGRAPHIC MEMORY Twat and tits Give me fits Pecker twist Broken wrist