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Captain Three Leg / Godstomper

by Captain Three Leg / Godstomper

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You're not a bitch You're not a whore We love you so fucking much We crawled out from your muff We suckled from your teat You wiped my ass And washed my fucking meat
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Full of shit No room for dick Stretched out swollen gut Belly full of food Pants wont fucking fit I'm in the fucking nude I'm so full of shit My eyes are fucking brown I'm so full of shit My breath fucking stinks I'm so full of shit I'm turning fucking brown I'm so full of shit Stretched out swollen gut Belly full of food Pants wont fucking fit I'm so fucking full of shit
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Hammer swings A record breaks A message of protest The youth are enraged Smash that shit with hammer and fist Staging rebellion Refused to be swayed Brainwashing youth A righteous brigade Smash that shit with hammer and fist Pieces of plastic Fly through the air Clouds of black smoke Destruction and prayer Smash that shit with hammer and fist
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Stage 4 terminal cancer blues
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Weekend plans are made The same as all the rest It's all I fucking do It's what I do the best Trapped in a scene Make a brutal face Wear the sickest clothes Always dress in black Strike the sickest pose Take a ton of photos Show them to your friends You're trapped in a scene The cycle never ends Weekend plans are made The same as all the rest It's all I fucking do It's what I do the best Fuck
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We hold the keys To the local scene We book the fucking shows And you ain't welcome anymore That's one smelly basement You'll never play again Another bowl of ramen Withheld from you We'll turn the scene against you And rid you of your friends Policing language And censoring ideas You hate the fucking cops But act like them every chance you get
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The hand of the youth Fingerblast the old
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STDs from too much sleaze Don't let disease remove you from the game
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More skin, more blood More sex, more guns Sex and violence Eyes never leave the screen Hand stuffed inside my jeans Sex and violence Smorgasbord of tits and blood Bullets, rape and violent death Fifty channels filled with smut Load your gun and pull your pud
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Send a mouse to college Send him to his death Drawing doesn't show the knife Ripping through his chest Purchasing with pennies Collected with a smile The cartoon face of butchery Unsuspecting child Send a mouse to college Send him to his death
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Pride in your town Is so fucking lame We're all so fucking poor That's why we're forced to stay The ones that move away Always end up coming home Because they're too fucking dumb and broke To make it on their own If our parents fucked anywhere else I'd never visit this place A spokesman for accomplishments That aren't so fucking great
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Well, I've been with lots of women from around the world I've done my time with the loose-lipped girls I shake my cherry pie from the family tree Young and sweet, she's related to me From crayons to perfume You half raise your fucking wife
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Tits and ass Show your curves This ain't for fucking pervs Close your legs No bush
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Stupid worthless no-good goddamn Retarded big mouth asshole jerk
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Don't be afraid Young and scared Your fragile mind It wont be spared Desensitized Mesmerized Your brain hypnotized Your life compromised It's just entertainment Grow up, you fuck You're not a fucking kid
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Fantasy horse Fantasy land For a bunch of fancy Fantasy bands Wizards and princesses Dumb as shit Take that sword And shove it up your fucking ass
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Dilapidated Small as fuck No fucking room to live Pack 'em tight Watch 'em fight Slave Tensions mount No privacy Shit out another kid
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We aren't really mad We don't have much to say This genre demands it We're trapped in the core Disgrace to the fucking core
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Two story house Your wife gives you one room For you to store all your shit And call your own Keep the door shut For the sake of the kids Don't want to poison their minds And be like you Smoke a little weed Watch a lot of porn Drink away the day And pass out on the floor Man cave Out of sight, out of mind Hand over your check And go to your fucking room
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Runny nose, dripping cock Use a tissue, use a sock Finger probes open nose Sphincter loosens, finger goes Knuckle deep in both holes Blow a load, blow your nose Lotion for your nose Lotion for your fucking hose
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Just because it's mounted on your kit It's overused and sounds like fucking shit It sounds like a fucking trash can lid The cymbal you bought belongs in the fucking trash
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Mic it up Check the sound Run the tape Lay it down Play it back This is crap Overdubs Add more tracks Reverb and compression Pan it left Beef it up Backing vocals, more guitar Master it Beef it up Samples added Work out art Lay it out Beef it up Upload tracks Advertise Place your order Buy it up
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Vinyl only CDs Fuck off and die Colored vinyl Splatter wax Rights surrendered Fucking hacks Patches, stickers Gate-fold sleeve Download code Unplayed LPs Vinyl only Get fucked
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released May 21, 2020

Tracks 1-25 = Captain Three Leg
Recorded October 14th, 2018 with Reaper. Additional overdubs done March, 2019. Mixed June, 2019.

Andy - Guitar, Bass + Vocals
Brian - Vocals
Elgn - Lead Guitar
Jerred - Drums
Pierre - Spa Sounds

Cover and inside art by Dennis V. Geldrop.
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Tracks 26-34 = Godstomper
Recorded at 8 Bit Castle Studios, San Jose, CA, December 2019 by Dino Slag.

P - Bass / Vocals
D666 - Drums

godstomper.bandcamp.com
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Mastered by Eric Trude.

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