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Captain Three Leg / Holy Boner

by Captain Three Leg / Holy Boner

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(Instrumental)
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Lord, help me please Standin' on my knees
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Chopped off head Great in bed Place my meat Between chopped feet Head on head Dead in bed Fresh carved meat A sexual treat My dick is red
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Hey, stay away from my grave My final resting place Is not for you to pose Leave this fucking place And let me decompose Make up on your face Human fucking waste Leave the dead alone Stay at fucking home
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Runnin' wild Like a child Home throne Gotta brown In the round Public seat To the seat To rest my cheeks Home throne Blasting brown Flush it down Shit
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Trapped in a cage Ate all my bait Catch and release No! Deceased! Skull on my wall Fur on my floor Hide on head Grateful Dead
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Jack Coke Rock Smoke Young and high Super cool Old and gray Balding fool Party rock Dead cock Twat
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Don't bring us down With your fucking frown Crawl away to your fucking grave Fuck
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Pay for frustration Arguing for entertainment Hatred divides Keep the stress levels high Emotional reaction Prey upon your rage
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Left the city lights For the dark nights Most people make me sick I've had it with this shit Alone in a shack Pine cone for a snack Wipe my ass with leaves Contracting Lyme disease Prepper mistake
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Wallet comes out You close your fucking mouth We're here to sell shit Not talk of politics You're going to lose the sale Make them fucking bail Opinionated poor As you close your fucking doors
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Dark is the night Dark is her soul Dark like her hole Dark as night Berry delight Dark night Black hole
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Fraud Turned to god Down on your luck Broke as fuck Turned to Christ Cus shit fucking sucks Don't go to church But you act the part Conveniently Christian And not very smart You'll never fucking change Dead brain Kiss your fucking cross
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Vagina Labia Pubic hair Cunt
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Rrrrrurggghh!
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From my very first erection I couldn't get enough Up and down, in and out In hand or can or muff Three loads a day In filthy sheets I lay Smut on screen I've sustained jerk injury
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DEAD-END ADVERTISING Put a sign that no one can fucking see ALMOST DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT Almost Almost doesn't fucking count
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Don't sing about death PG for the kids Let's have a good time Not macho fucking rhymes
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released March 3, 2023

Tracks 1-18 = CAPTAIN THREE LEG

Recorded at Stereotactic, MPLS and Mortville Studios 2021-2022. Mixed November, 2022.

Brian - Vocals
Andy - Bass, Guitars + Vocals
Housepig - Drums
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Tracks 19-25 = HOLY BONER

Recorded/Mixed by Swampy at Magnet Studios, Coburg October, 2013. Additional audio destruction by Brad.

HOLY BONER on this recording was:

Brad - Drums/Grind Vocals
Nik - Handmade Noisebass/Gore Vocals
Rod - Handmade Noiseguitar/Snare Vocals
Omad - Distorted Vocals/Feedback
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Mastered by Eric Trude at Hostile Studios.
C3L cover art by Gabriel Peñaloza.

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