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Captain Three Leg / Living Room

by Captain Three Leg / Living Room

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Dick drip Dick trickle Gripping the tip To hold back the drip Yellow and brown These pants are going down
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Make-up on your face Stuff your pants Show off In it for the chicks Or maybe dudes Fuck off
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Turds and porn and social norms A simple path for simple minds Murder, rape and sodomy You think you're sick But you're dumb as fuck
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Bald on top, look like a cock I've never known a dick to walk A dick with two feet walking down the street A prick with fucking ears
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Dead today Saint tomorrow No one fucking liked you when you were alive Vanished from the Earth "What a fucking guy!"
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Society's trash Protest is your life Until you got a fucking job And tossed it aside Last stage of rebellion Before succumbing to life It was good while it lasted Now take off your fucking spikes
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You think that the world revolves around you You're as special to me as shit on my shoe Like dog shit on the lawn I drag my feet to purge you from my life
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Injection infection Deliver the disease In your crack, down the hatch On your back or on your knees The sentence of death Doomed to die
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You live to see your name in lights To make a name, I know the type You strut around like your shit don't stink You're not as cool as you fucking think
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Art Fag
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No time for drinking and no time for sex Shirts off, gloves off We fight 'til out of breath
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Chop cock You let the balls remain
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Your skin's fucking thin Let me get my violin We used to call you "gay" Now it's a crime of hate
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When you aren't picking names Already in use From bad to worse Your name fucking sucks
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Fire and Hell And unholy spells
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I like to eat And I like to shit But most of all I like to fuck Eat Shit Fuck
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Money from sex Money from death Exploit it for all you can fucking get
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Cornered in an alley Bulging biceps, greased palms Forced against a dumpster A pack of Popeyes waxed me off
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Born again Christians Decades of sin You let Jesus in And he broke it off in your ass Christfucked
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Weak Limp Soft Wimp Shitty fucking bands Sing about your feelings You're barely a man You're soft as fuck And so is your band
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If I played my guitar like I played my dick I'd be on the cover of the fucking Rolling Stone
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Closet full of leather jackets Holes cut in your jeans A different band shirt every night Supporter of the scene Punk rock & punk fashion Because no one can see you listening to your fucking records Dumbfuck
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Raised to give up Born of quitters Mom and dad were wimps My will is fucking weak I'm throwing in the towel Like grandpa would have done
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Yank
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Thank you for this bounty Thank you for this plate Thank you for this spoon The one I used to ate Thank you for this midnight snack Amen
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released March 11, 2020

Tracks 1-35 = Captain Three Leg
Recorded September 2, 2018 on a Fostex XR-7 Multitracker. Additional overdubs and mixing done July, 2019 with Reaper. Mastered by Eric Trude.

Andy - Guitar / Bass / Vocals
Brian - Vocals
Brandon - Drums / Vocals

Cover art by Dennis V. Geldrop.
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Track 36 = Living Room
Recorded, arranged and deconstructed in Dayton, OH, 2019. Mastered by Eric Trude.

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