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Captain Three Leg / Taco Tuesday

by Captain Three Leg / Taco Tuesday

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1.
You've been banging on since you first got here All I'm trying to do is just finish my beer You sound like you're smart, so you'll get what I say When I kindly invite you to get the fuck away That's enough of that shit Forget the rest of it I swear, if you don't fucking quit... Shut fucking up This got fucking stupid fucking hours ago A load of fucking hogwash I don't want to know Isn't there a hole where you can dump that crap? Fuck off somewhere miles away and never come back That's enough of that shit Forget the rest of it I swear, if you don't fucking quit... Shut fucking up
2.
You were just a sperm a few years ago Now you're a pariah on a fucking phone Home-schooled loser in cyberspace Googling "suicide", but never punched in the face Young man, you don't know who you are Young man, on your phone in the dark Young man, self-centered shithead who's lost Young man, get the fuck off my lawn
3.
Hell with identity And long live anomie Bitch, I was born ashamed Then scapegoated for sport You see spectrum through a prism We're just spectres in a prison True self is obsolete And you're nobody's pet genius A liability Just to try and let yourself be Prescriptions and cowardice Keeping us alive You see spectrum through a prism We're just spectres in a prison Authenticity is a spook When living and dying are equally absurd
4.
Seroquel, Prolixin They just leave me in a fog Secret voices wind me up Like a coked-out feral hog Seeing things that aren't there The world has got it in for me Can't adjust, need a shot To calm me down and set me free Hanging by my fingernails Clinging to the ledge The only thing they'll give me that will take me off the edge is Thorazine
5.
The quality of music doesn't mean shit Just how much money you can make off of it Marketability is your only concern When in the hell are you going to learn? Punk is meant for business people Your statement's been made 100 times over You're almost extinct, like the piping plover Just give in to the way it must be No point giving it away for free Punk is meant for business people Idealists have no place in this biz Just compose a whole album while you're taking a whiz The less thought that's in it, the better it be Just listen to this, we think you'll agree Punk is meant for business people
6.
In a perfect world, all these motherfuckers would be gone And maybe once they were, the rest of us could get along Dumb old fucks Religious cunts Obnoxious kids Throw them all off a fucking bridge Superficial, garbage people obsessed with themselves Politicians, cops and bosses all go straight to hell Metalheads Hardcore kids Powerviolence and grindcore bros And the jocks they claim to loathe Scott Ian said "Fuck the Middle East" But our only hope for peace Realize there's no time to waste And nuke the entire human race Fuck off Fuck this Fuck you Fuck me Fuck
7.
Killing need Taco greed Killing is the only way To get what I want Murder for tacos today KILL FOR TACOS I am broke it's not a joke Killing is the only way To achieve what I need Murder for tacos today!!! KILL FOR TACOS
8.
I’m gonna ride that train tonight with my crusty friends I’m gonna ride that train tonight and get some tacos I’m gonna ride tonight with my crusty friends I’m gonna ride that train tonight, buy them trust fund tacos This goes out to all those crusty train hopping trust fund kids Buying tacos for their crusty friends that ain’t got any money I’m gonna ride that train tonight with my crusty friends I’m gonna ride that train tonight and we’re gonna get some tacos I’m gonna ride tonight with my crusty friends I’m gonna ride that train tonight, buy some trust fund tacos I’m gonna ride that train With my crusty friends I’m gonna ride that train Get some trust fund tacos x2
9.
Can't find a taco truck Can't find a taco truck Can't find a taco truck Can't find a taco truck I want some tacos from a taco truck I need them now they can’t be found (x4)

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MORT:126

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released March 11, 2020

Tracks 1-6 = Captain Three Leg
Recorded October 30th, 2016 at StereoTactic in MPLS. Additional overdubs and mixing done at Mortville HQ, January, 2020.

Andy - Bass / Rhythm Guitars / Backing Vocals
Housepig - Drums / Vocals
Elgn - Lead + Slide Guitars
Brian - Backing Vocals
Macka, Mean Dave, Charles, Food, Ry-Animator - Vocals

Cover art by Frank M. Oblak.
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Tracks 7-9 = Taco Tuesday
Recorded, mixed & mastered in a taco truck in Milwaukee, WI late 2019 - early 2020.

Dan Kutsche - Bass / Vocals
Matt Michuda - Guitar / Vocals
Troy "Warhammer" England - Drums

Logo and Hardcore Taco by Stinky Goblin Emporium. Layout by Nick Fortier.

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