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by Soiled

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MORT:018

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released July 9, 2004

Liner notes from the CD...

Hello and congratulations to the enlightened few who hold in their hands this discography of sorts. Thanks for purchasing this, and if you get through the whole disc, you can thank yourself by kicking yourself in the face. I know that makes absolutely no sense, but neither do any of the tracks contained on this disposable piece of plastic.

The magic of SOILED was not our amazing 62 track digital recordings, our ripping guitar solos or our magically enlightening poetic lyrics. As you will notice, you'll find none of that on this CD, just a bunch of crazy dudes from the Tonawanda's (Tonawanda and N. Tonawanda) going nuts and acting retarded.

SOILED consisted of myself (Derrick Kowalewski, Esquire), Eric Ellman, Matt Eastman, Dave O'Connor, Andy Williams (now of the very sucessful metalcore band EVERY TIME I DIE - Look for them on tour or for their CDs at your local mall!) and whoever the fuck was around and felt like making some racket that day. SOILED never practiced, only recorded and played live.

I've been in a lot of bands over the past decade, but SOILED was by far my favorite! Not because we were the best band in the world, but because I had a great time making noise, going nuts and playing until no one wanted us to continue, often stopping only when the club owner turned the power off on us or when the police were called. However, sometimes the former would not phase us. There was a show we played at Mr. Goodbar where they turned the power off and we continued playing, including a lovely noisecore rendition of "George of the Jungle"!

So, before you take this monster cock and put it... Um, wait... I mean this CD, and crack it in half and throw it across the room, imagine a bunch of goofballs going crazy with full audience participation, people moshing, going crazy and totally into it. Imagine the opposite side of the spectrum, people telling us we suck, telling us to stop, or imagine the people just standing up and leaving. I've never experienced such honest reactions to any other band I've done, and for these things, I'm grateful (especially to those we've pissed off or annoyed).

I guess if this CD doesn't kick your dick in, you may need to ask a friend (or enemy) for help. If you're female, you may need your clit kicked in. This is getting stupid, and unlike SOILED, I will now stop. Have a whirwind, septic tank grinding, ass munching, shit eating, poo licking, tornado, carcass grinding holocaust of shit time listening to this CD!

- Derrick K.

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