1. |
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2. |
Dumb Church - Self-Love
01:15
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All you ever talk about is yourself
You keep on talking on and on
The same old thing every day
The same old talk every day
You come to my house
Blah, blah, blah...
I did this - I did that
Who gives a fuck?
Who gives a shit?
All you ever talk about is yourself
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3. |
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4. |
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When I eat, I like to eat
I like to eat big piles of meat
Forget all those vegetables
I do not like them, no I don't
Oh boy
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5. |
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We swim upstream - salmon
Upstream to breed - salmon
We breed to live - salmon
We live to die - salmon
Salmon is an ocean fish - salmon
Salmon does what salmon wants to - salmon
In a can or on your plate it's salmon
You can try, but you can't catch a salmon
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6. |
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1234 - Ahhh!
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7. |
Dumb Church - Shut Up
00:03
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Shut your mouth
Stop your talking
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8. |
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Write back soon
Return my stamps, please
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9. |
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Relapse Records
Rip-off Records
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10. |
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Fuck, shit, fuck, shit
Fucking shit
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11. |
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Gas tank empty
Stop at station
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12. |
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Al Pacino
Greatest actor
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13. |
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Porno, porno
I love porno
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14. |
Dumb Church - Unclean
00:05
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I need a bath
Smell like dog shit
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15. |
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Punk With Presses made our stickers
Take too long to fucking send them
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16. |
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Pissed my pants 'cause couldn't hold it
Wet spot, my car smells like urine
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17. |
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I wish I was in a crust band
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18. |
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Drink your milk
Take vitamins
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19. |
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Stomp on my balls
Make me hate you
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20. |
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Stop my car
Look at engine
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21. |
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Sore Throat need to have reunion
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22. |
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Daryl Kahan lives in Fairfield
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23. |
Dumb Church - Horse Piss
00:02
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Horse piss
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24. |
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Pirate Keg - my favorite root beer
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25. |
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Mug root beer - my second favorite
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26. |
Dumb Church - Tuna Pants
00:03
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Soiled panties smell like tuna
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27. |
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Chuck Infection played in Psycho
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28. |
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Lyric sheets are lyric shits
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29. |
Dumb Church - Clean Bowl
00:03
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Push the button
Flush the toilet
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30. |
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Brown eye, blue eyes
Lips and assholes
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31. |
Dumb Church - Handouts
00:04
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??? write me
Want some freebies
Send some money
Don't be so cheap
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32. |
Dumb Church - Cheap Fuck
00:03
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Cheap fuck
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33. |
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Diarrhea
Liquid butt shit
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34. |
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I eat meat
I don't feel guilty
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35. |
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Hey, you!
What are you looking at?
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36. |
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I wish I was in a crust band
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37. |
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Cheaper drums than Morbid Vomit
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38. |
Dumb Church - Axe
00:03
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Axe
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39. |
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Ceiling fan?
Or ceiling slaughter?
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40. |
Dumb Church - Typos
00:02
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White Out helps me get the black out
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41. |
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Neighbor mows his lawn too often
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42. |
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MTV is fucking stupid
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43. |
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44. |
Dumb Church - 17 Songs
00:49
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45. |
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46. |
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I like flowers
I like birdies
I like good things
Good things
Sweet things
I like everything
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47. |
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Battle axe
Axe attack
When I walk into the room
Better know it's time for doom
Swing the axe, the blood will fly
Now it's time for you to die
Axe chopping
Axe ripping
Axe slashing
Ace bashing
Axe massacre
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48. |
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?????
?????
Need a fucking haircut
Wipe off all the mud
Take a fucking shower
Take a fucking bath
I shouldn't have to tell you
Your face looks like my ass
Why not wash?
Why not bathe?
Why not shower?
Stink all day
Why so crusty?
Why so bad?
Why so shitty?
What's your fucking deal?
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49. |
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Pull the chain or pull my pecker
Boy, my cock, it really hurts
Take the bus, or take the train
Either way, I'll find my way home
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50. |
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Get out of bed and check my mail
There's nothing there, it never fails
I sent my cash, but no response
Seems I've been ripped off again
Can't do their work, can't tow the line
Got other things that rack their mind
You're not so cool, I think you suck
You call yourself a friend?
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51. |
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I sit in bed, try not to wake
My goal to sleep the day away
‘Cause what’s the point of getting up?
My life in general kind of sucks
Go to work, then go to bed
No in between, just go to bed
Well, I’m not getting up today
I won’t do what you say, no way
Sleep 8 hours, maybe 10
It’s not enough, it never is
Go back to sleep another 10
Then 4 more hours, maybe then
Whole days wasted, what a treat!
I’ll wake up, then go back to sleep
Sleep 8 more hours, maybe 10
It’s not enough, it never is
Go to work, then go to bed
No in between, just go to bed
Well, I’m not getting up today
I won’t do what you say, no way
Fuck you
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52. |
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I put on my face and tease my hair
I’m gonna make sure you know I’m there
I’ve got my guitar, gonna rock and roll tonight
The speakers are tall, the volume’s loud
I’m eyeing the girlies out in the crowd
‘Cause after the show, I’m gonna get laid, alright
And if there’s one thing that I know
It’s that me and my band really put on a show
And you better get out
Said you better get out
Said you better get out of my way
You may laugh and say it ain’t right
But a punk sensation is sweepin’ the nation tonight
Psycho punk rock fuck-up
Too much beer, smoke too much grass
Get in my car and drive real fast
The open road, it’s always there
Just one more show, yeah, you better beware
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53. |
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Wrists bands on and blue jeans tight
Fuckin’ with me, you best be ready to fight
I’m not going to listen to it
‘Cause I’m tough as fuck and I’m stronger than piss
Got brass knuckles on my fists
When the cobra strikes, you best be ready for it
I’m coppin’ a ‘tude, dude, I like to fight
Fuck with me, I’ll fucken punch out your lights
My muscles are hard and my temper is short
So, don’t mess with me, dude, or I’ll kick your ass, dork
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54. |
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Most of the lyrics are just gibberish. The only real lyrics are "It goes on every day, but you don't want to believe."
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55. |
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Guitar, harmonium + percussion.
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56. |
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57. |
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58. |
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59. |
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Well, they call me “The Gas Man”
Don’t work at no station
They make fun of me
Because my flatulation
See? I eat lots of beans
And it gives me lots of gas
A deadly weapon
That’s known as my ass
My colon gots a trigger
My ass is bigger than hell
I wave it around
After a trip to Taco Bell
No, I’m not afraid to use it
Stop, or I’ll shoot
One day I went so hard
My gas turned into poop
And that ain’t no shit
Burpin’ and Fartin’
Yeah, we got the shits
Writin’ these songs
Thinkin’ we got hits
My lyrics on the page
My ass, the toilet seat
Wipe my ass with my lyrics
And I think it’s kinda beat
Three cans of soda
Box of laxatives
Said, I come to your house
And you ask me “What gives?”
The fog from my can’s
Enough to kill a man
My ass’ a deadly weapon
Better run while you can
Said, we’re burpin’ and Fartin’
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60. |
Styrofoam Love
00:51
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The mannequin head on my dresser keeps staring at me
Driving me mad, sits and plays with my mind
I wonder if it has a brain?
Can it think? Is it alive?
Sometimes I imagine it’s real and make out with it
I doesn’t do anything but smile and stare aimlessly
I think it likes me, but I can’t really tell
I take off my clothes and dance for it
Hoping it will move
But it never does
And my hopes are crushed once again
Sitting naked, I wonder what the rest of her looks like
And what happened to her hair
I sleep with her
She wakes up every day looking the same
And, I can’t help but wonder when our relationship will end
For I know that when she finally speaks, she will say “Get Out”
And at that point, I will greet death with open arms
Because no one else cares
Hopefully I’ll meet the rest of her in my afterlife
But I doubt it
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61. |
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62. |
Dumb Church - Fuck You
00:08
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Guitar, Boss DR-5, vocals.
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63. |
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64. |
Dumb Church - War Talks
00:21
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You speak of peace
I speak of war
Heads will roll
Blood will pour
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65. |
Tribute to Trouble
00:55
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King of the road
Like an animal
I’ve been out here all day
I dress the part
I blew a fart
Should’ve run, but it’s too late
The days are long
The nights are longer
I never go to sleep
Now, it’s too late
Gonna stay out all day
Dressed to kill
The blood will spill
There’s nothing you can say
The days are long
The nights are longer
I never go to sleep
Now, it’s too late
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66. |
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Shit
Poopy
Caca
Feces
Poopy
Feces
Turd
Brown banana
Doo Doo
Duty
Doo Doo
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67. |
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68. |
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69. |
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I love the sight
Pure genocide
The looks upon their faces
My gun is drawn
The sword is out
The bodies lay in waste
Count your dead
More than alive
Once I come
No one survives
You forgot to make your bed
Here I am, your certain death
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70. |
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Let’s do it again
You say you want to
Want to do it again
No, I don’t want to
The time is passing by
Where does it go?
You can’t get it back
My time is wasted
Sitting in front of this stupid 4 track
(gibberish)
What you see
Is what you get
You haven’t seen
Nothing yet
(gibberish)
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71. |
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I cut my finger and bleed for days
Fuck the Band-Aid
Give me a transfusion
Shove the cork right in my veins
It’s the only way that I’ll stop bleeding
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72. |
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Our riffs are so tough
Guitars so loud you can’t ignore them
Our vocals so gruff
In your face, you wanna punch us
We got all dressed up
Took half an hour to put on make-up
Just don’t look too long
Direct eye contact makes you sorry
Hey, buddy, what the fuck are you looking at?
Hate, fucking hate
Fucking pissed off angry
Tough, fucking tough
Better stay out of our way
Look at my leather
You know I mean business
Check out my spikes
Look out for…
My fist
We’re so vicious
We’re pissed
Tough guy
Big dick
The chicks all dig us
You wish
Dumbfuck
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73. |
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We all got city jobs
I work at the police department
Give me my paycheck
I work at the fire station
Give me my paycheck
I work at the DMV
Give me my paycheck
I work for the postal service
Give me my paycheck
The city pays me lots of money
I go to work, make half an effort
Complain about how much I work
Got more days off than anyone else
I work as a garbage man
Give me my paycheck
I work at the city court house
Give me my paycheck
I work for the city council
Give me my paycheck
I work less than anyone else
Give me my paycheck
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74. |
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75. |
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76. |
Dumb Church - Noise
00:05
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77. |
Dumb Church - Noise
00:07
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78. |
Dumb Church - RURRR!!
00:12
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79. |
Dumb Church - 5 Songs
00:26
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80. |
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81. |
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82. |
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83. |
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84. |
Dumb Church - Dumb-Core
00:15
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85. |
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86. |
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Huh-huh
I sing like I'm retarded
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87. |
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88. |
Dumb Church - Yo, Dude
00:10
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Yo, dude
Your tape was pretty cool
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89. |
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My attention span is shrinking
My drive to live is shrinking
My energy is shrinking
My penis size is shrinking
I'll never leave the house again
I'll never exercise again
I'll never learn a thing again
I'll never touch myself again
I'll just sit here every day
I'll just stay bored every day
I'll just pretend every day
That I am dead for every day
Please get out
Please get lost
Take a hike
Please fuck off
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90. |
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91. |
Dumb Church - Paper Cuts
04:03
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