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WallCollapse / Captain Three Leg

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He rose-up against the white, Afrikaner scum. They charged him with 222 acts of sabotage….
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Brett Peter Cowan – attack and kill on sight! If you don’t - you may forfeit your own life….
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Nuclear waste seeps into Stalin’s grave Chain reaction turns him into a zombie Stumbles off to free religious slaves His goal – peace in the Middle East (set them free) Takes a steam ship to China and bites Chairman Mao They travel down south and feast on Pol Pot’s brains All three stagger for Israel where the stench is foul Time to sort out religious zealots – cleanse the insane Swift death for all hardliners is a mercy Both sides of the wall will be silent and still Crush the counter revolutionary acts like it’s the 20th century Lurch to Syria and Iraq when they’ve had their fill Commie zombie holocaust
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Scampering around the outback living in temporary huts Think they’re on the big dollars – but it’s all just peanuts Our LNG all goes off shore Leaves us paying more and more Monkeys in Hi-Vis driving utes The special lap pets of capitalist, Chinese suits Aquifers for farming spoilt for future generations Denials, lies spread by government administration Dredging for ports sure to kill the reef Bye bye tourists! – short sighted beyond belief! Monkeys in Hi-Vis driving utes The special lap pets of capitalist, Chinese suits Send the ADF to commence mining nationalisation No private/foreign ownership – just worker liberation! Forest, Rhinehart, Palmer - all clever guys Join our utopia (with a pay cut) or face demise Monkeys in Hi-Vis driving utes The special lap pets of capitalist, Chinese suits
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You picked out the sickest name you could find All of your songs are about death and gore Chomping on death and rotting remains Convincing your fans you're as sick as it gets Build up yourself to be some kind of monster But that goes out the window when you finish your set At the end of the night, you've had a change of heart Tried to stand firm, but you dropped the charade You were fairly convincing 'till you ran out of songs A 30 minute set filled with empty threats Built up yourself to be some kind of monster But that went out the window when you finished your set Thanks! Be safe! Make up your mind, do you want us dead, or not?
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You don't really believe that, do you? Oh, I don't know. I bet at least some of them are okay You're just saying that because everyone else does You didn't think that when you needed their help the other day Dig a little deeper and write about something else Repeating tired slogans, because it seems the thing to do Keep recycling punk clichés instead of doing something new The jocks in your high school didn't all grow up to be cops I don't like the cops, either, but I'm sick of fucking hearing about them
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Tarot cards hang from round your neck You found a new way to be a fucking nerd You got in good with a group of dorks Score one for the acolyte Your faith's being put to the test Dog blood acquired from the vet Drink the caninus spiritus You are the chosen one Under those cool robes and hats You're all a bunch of fucking losers You're a 5000 year old virgin who lives with his mom
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Get off the stage Friend of the band that got carried away Too lazy or stupid to learn how to play You're standing on stage like you own the place You don't even know how to hold a fucking guitar You're a long haired hanger on Who thinks you're something you're not Adjusting his amp and fucking things up They secretly hate you, but you're the guy with the van Fuck you
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I've got money in the bank But I've ran out of class
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Heavy meal paired with narrow pipes Forcing square peg into round hole Lesson learned from the previous day When toilet water ran all over the floor Shitting out last night's steak In the bathroom of a vegan restaurant Plate full of meat went down like a treat An overdose of beef the night before A lighter choice for the morning meal Make my deposit before I walk out the door Shitting out last night's steak In the bathroom of a vegan restaurant Drop it off in a public space The scent you leave is a disgrace Stomachs turn, nauseate Patrons walk away from plates Barf!
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Caving to the pressure Can't take it anymore This hopeless situation has come to a close Plunge that knife in deep And pull it across Open up your veins and bleed Drained Damaged Broken Deceased
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Soft and white Smooth to the touch Moisturized And free of cuts Soft hand shame From a work-free life Reaching out To shake your hand Recoil in fear Feel less than a man Soft hands Soft man
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released August 21, 2015

Tracks #1-15 = WallCollapse

Recorded and mixed by Ben Davies (Slog Productions) in May of 2015. All songs written and performed by WallCollapse except #6, 8, 11 + 13.

Special thanks to our Comrade Andy (Captain Three Leg / Mortville) for suggesting this and making it happen! Thanks to anyone who's booked gigs with us/played with us. Keep an eye out for our 7" on Swashbuckling Hobo Records sometime in 2016. Stay true! Stay underground! Stay brutall! \m/\m/

Shane - Guitars
Ingrid - Vox
Aaron - Bass
Tom - Drums

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Tracks #16-26 = Captain Three Leg

All songs written and performed by Captain Three Leg, recorded with Reaper on March 15, 2015 with additional overdubs over the following months. Cover art by Jeremy Huffman, inside photo by Jeff Hutchison. Guest vocals on #23 by Sassy.

Andy - Guitars, Bass, Vocals + Various Toys
Brian - Drums, Vocals + Various Toys

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