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Captain Three Leg / Beartrap

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1.	Captain Three Leg - Passive Aggressor 00:36
2.	Captain Three Leg - Backwards Crusade 00:28	lyrics
Completely unaware Of what you believe Please don't force That shit on me There's more to life Than serving what you can't see A moral crusade Based on lies and greed
3.	Captain Three Leg - Console Junkie 00:38	lyrics
Eyes glazed over Fingers start to cramp Been sitting here for hours To be the next champ Endless amounts of gaming The insanity never ends I won't give up Until I lose all of my friends Just gotta make it Give me one more chance Just gotta make it This is all I got
4.	Captain Three Leg - Social Drinker (With No Social Life) 00:23	lyrics
Life of the party when I was pounding down beers My friends all disappeared when I gave it up I started again to get me out of the house Now I'm sitting by myself in a drunken state Social drinker with no social life I'd do it more often if I had some friends My alcohol endurance in steady decline If I drank less often, I'd be fucking straight edge
5.	Captain Three Leg - Mincecore No More 00:48	lyrics
Please hear me out Mincecore needs to end Endless amounts of scene kids Jumping on a trend Why ape on someone else's shit You should try to be original Or just fuckin' quit Mincecore No more You're a bore You fucking whores There's more to music than Agathocles There's more to music than Archagathus Open your ears and open your mind There's better ways to fucking grind Give it another year and you'll jump again Searching for the next hype And start all over again
6.	Captain Three Leg - Group Home Stormfront 00:41
7.	Captain Three Leg - YouTube Remix 00:59	lyrics
You're unhappy with how things sound You take it on yourself to make things right Add a little bass, or slow things down You think it sounds better, but you're fucking things up You pick up your guitar and play along Impressing all your friends when you cover those songs But no one wants to see your stupid fucking face When they're looking for that song that made them log on YouTube remix Worse than before You're not a producer No one gives a fuck
8.	Beartrap - We Will All Fall Into the Gutter 01:05
9.	Beartrap - The Wolf Has a Cough 00:51
10.	Beartrap - The Wolf's Name is Caligula 00:55
11.	Beartrap - Forever in Blue Cheese 01:35

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released June 22, 2016

Tracks 1-7 = Captain Three Leg

Recorded with Reaper in Parma, Ohio on July 10th, 2015 and mixed September 28th, 2015.

Joe - Guitar + Vocals #1, 3, 5 +6
Andy - Bass + Vocals #4 + 7, Backing Vocals #5
PJ - Drums
Brian - Vocals #4 + 7, Backing Vocals #5
Ryan - Vocals #2 + Spiritual Guidance
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Tracks 8-11 = Beartrap

Recorded May 13th, 2015 @ Stereotactic MPLS.

Tim - Guitar + Vox
Andy - Bass
Bill - Drums

contact: teethgnashinggrizzly@yahoo.com
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Cover art by Ted Batt.