The Real Fonzie​.​.​.

by Beast in Heat

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released March 12, 2001

Recorded at SSL Studio in Bayswater, Western Australia on 8 tracks of glorious Betacord. (Thanks for the glitch, Tony!) The real Fonz was a fucken poof.

Duey - Vocals
Zombo - Bass
Sharon - Drums
Stumblefuck - Guitar

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Track Name: You're Physically, Emotionally & Totally Fucked Up
You're physically and emotionally fucked
You're totally fucked and that's your luck
You've got a head that is a disgrace
And nobody's gonna sit on your face
So, what are you gonna do?
'Cos nobody likes fuckin' you
Seen prettier sights in the zoo
And that's the only place there's food for you

So what are you gonna do about it?
Nothin'
You'll do nothin'
What are you gonna say about it?
Nothin'
You'll say nothin'
Because you're nothin'

Just another junkie dog
Another slimy big-nosed hog
You're just a lowlife fuckin' disgrace
Where do you get the hide to show your face?
So walk away real fuckin' fast
Because we'll kick your slimy arse
You're sick, you're sly and you always cry
Why don't you just walk away and die?

So what are you gonna do about it?
Nothin'
You'll do nothin'
What are you gonna say about it?
Nothin'
You'll say nothin'
Because you're nothin'

She used to be my favorite girl
I took her 'round the fuckin' world
But now she's just another ho
And all that I can say is, go
Now what the fuck are you gonna do?
'Cos I don't even fucken like you
I don't like what you've become
Just another female cheap ass scum

So what are you gonna do about it?
Nothin'
You'll do nothin'
What are you gonna say about it?
Nothin'
You'll say nothin'
Because you're nothin'
Track Name: Speed Palace
Crazy minds, crazy times
Amphetamines, speeding minds
Lowlife scum, loser dogs
I stayed above, at all costs

Speed palace, some palace
More malice
Speed times, fucked minds
Dumb crimes

Never ever letting go
And always having more fuckin' go
Living in a fuckin' maze
What a way to spend the days

Speed palace, some palace
More malice
Speed times, fucked minds
Dumb crimes

Who is it now?
What was it now?
Who are the scum?
Where was the fun?

Speed palace, some palace
More malice
Speed times, fucked minds
Dumb crimes
Track Name: Jethro is a Hunchback
Jethro is a hunchback, we all know that to be a fact
But we also know that Jethro is a rather large spack

Jethro is a hunchback
And that's a fact
Jethro is a hunchback
And that is that

Roaming around Highgate with a speargun
Leader of the dogs, hunchback number one
His eyes are open really wide
But it's that fucken hunchback that he can't hide

Jethro is a hunchback
And that's a fact
Jethro is a hunchback
And that is that

About the rest of the junkie dog brigade
Well what the fuck can we say?
About One-Legged Jerry and Tim and Gaye
What the fuck now can we say?

I can't believe I lived near these
Another fucked up case, another fuckin' "mate"

Jethro is a hunchback
And that's a fact
Jethro is a hunchback
And that is that
Track Name: Mind of Shit
Mind of shit
Mind of hate
Mind of thought
Hey hey hey
Whaaaat!

It's a mind of shit
That I had today (x2)
So what can I say?

A mind of thought
A mind of nothin'
Hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

It's a mind of shit
That I had today (x2)
So what can I say?
Track Name: Desperado
26 and still a virgin
His only hope was to become a gynecologist
a fuckin' pussy surgeon
Desperado
Desperado

But brother made him happy
Brother made him gay
In the bathtub with rubber ducky they fuckin' play
Desperado
Desperado

They rubber ducky dung brothers - shit to go
Which one's the man, which brother's the ho?
Desperado
Desperado

But who ordered the sunnyside eggs? Who ordered the broken yolk?
Which one's the woman, which one's the bloke?
Desperado
Desperado (...etc etc)

EL DESPERADO!
Track Name: Fonzie, Lavern & Richie
There was Fonzie, Lavern and Richie
Sitting on the floor of the Venn Street Kitchen
Fonzie's always looking for something to keep him going
He doesn't really care, he just wants something to put in his arm

I don't know what I'm doing here
I don't wanna live in a place like this
I don't know why I'm living here
This is some place that I'm not gonna miss

And why is Fonzie always fuckin' crying?
And why is Brad walking around with a fuckin' skirt on?
What am I doing in this madhouse?
All I wanna do now is get the fuck out

There's Lavern, is it suicide again?
That girl's really fucked in the brain
She wants to die of a heroin overdose
Why anybody would, nobody knows

Richie's always walking around with his red socks on
Went to San Francisco and came back with a hard-on
Now we call him Albert, now he has permed hair
All he ever talks about is the homo fear

Drug dealer man with the Ecstasy
All they were, were tabs of Vitamin C
Fonzie's right hand man, driver of the car
When the Fonz was the scene, Rich would never be far

FONZIE, LAVERN & RICHIE - YEAH!
Track Name: The $5 Slut
Lucky dip five dollars
Suction grip five dollars
Yuppie bitch standing out on the street
She's waiting for her lucky treat

She dresses like a yuppie
She acts like a mutt
She's the cheap ass whore
She's the $5 slut

Headjob mutt 5 dollars
She gets heaps of offers, she's the cheap ass whore
You only need five to score

She dresses like a yuppie
She acts like a mutt
She's the cheap ass whore
She's the $5 slut

She's the five dollar slut (x4)
Track Name: Bastard & the Mountain Man
Bastard and the Mountain Man forever
Forever holding hands (x2)

Bastard and the Mountain Man
They are from the New Zealand clan
The sheep mountin' man
Mountain oysters anywhere he can
Tassie jacket, cowboy hat and Ray Bans
He's the sheep mountin' man

Thinks he's got heaps of fans
But they're all at the bottom of his hands
Bastard Bon Jovi - teased hair, dumb stare
Wherever he is, the Mountin Man will always be there
A homosexual bondage is what they share
Always sitting together in their favorite chair (x2)

Bastard and the Mountain Man forever
Forever holding hands (x2)
Track Name: Nurses
The best thing about getting really sick
You get the nurses to clean your dick
Cleaning with their hands, their mouths and tongue
Me and the nurses having endless fun

Nurses, nurses, we salute you (x 4)

And why do nurses wear white dresses?
To hide the stains of semen messes
Nurses one and all, I'll salute you
For Your cause, and the right to root you

Nurses, nurses, we salute you (x 4)
Track Name: Why
I only came here to drink beer
Score some chicks, some fun for my dick
But there's some dickheads all around
And they're playing fucked sounds
Won't someone turn that fucked music down?

Why?
Why not?
Why?
Why not?

And why do we come to these fucked up clubs?
To score some fuckin' stupid sluts (x4)

Why?
Why not?
Why?
Why not?
Track Name: Jimmy White
It happened there just overnight
Richie has become Jimmy White
With his head chasing the clouds
The speed king (?) reaches for his crown
No longer driver of the car
No longer searching for his art
From pure European stock, what can we say?
Jimmy White is very strange

No longer the driver of the car - Jimmy White
Seems to think he'll go really far - Jimmy White
Thinks he's some sort of star - Jimmy White
The ice man jimmy seller - Jimmy White

Some say he's the ghost of Bunji Park
Others say he glows in the dark
They say you'd never find him in a snowfield
He wouldn't survive, he lacks the will
But set in his filmstar ways
He finds his habits hard to change
So if you're looking for the go tonight
The White Rhino Jimmy'll set you right

No longer the driver of the car - Jimmy White
Seems to think he'll go really far - Jimmy White
Thinks he's some sort of star - Jimmy White
The ice man jimmy seller - Jimmy White

The White Rhino!
Track Name: Sid Ridiculous
You look real dumb, that you do son
And maybe you're only playing a game, having fun
Spiky hair, silly stare, jeans with holes showing your underwear
And anarchy symbols fuckin' everywhere

Sid Ridiculous, You're a mess
Just go home, son, don't be a pest

Is this how low things have sunk?
That Sid Ridiculous calls himself a punk?
A rich yuppie kid without a clue
And the new "fashion craze" that he's going through

Sid Ridiculous, You're a mess
Just go home, son, don't be a pest
Track Name: We Want Beer
We want more beer, can't you see?
We've all got to get our feed
We want more beer, right away
We want more beer, everyday

Whoa whoa - We want beer
Whoa whoa - More beer
Whoa whoa - We want beer
Whoa whoa - More beer

Drinking beer and screwing chicks
People ask us what's our trick
We know what they all want to hear
Sitting back and drinking beer

Whoa whoa - We want beer
Whoa whoa - More beer
Whoa whoa - We want beer
Whoa whoa - More beer

Life's so easy, can't you see?
Living in the lucky country
We won't ever have no fear
We just keep on drinking beer

Whoa whoa - We want beer
Whoa whoa - More beer
Whoa whoa - We want beer
Whoa whoa - More beer

We want beer (x4)
Track Name: The Right Side
Got a little story we wanna get to you
About some people we know and the things they do
King Willie and Uncle Robbie, they'll party to the end
King Willie and Uncle Robbie, they're legendary men

King Willie - he's on the Right Side
King Willie - he's on our side and he's alright

Uncle Robbie, he's a big bad man
Fuck with him, and you take your life in your hands
He's pretty happy when he's on the beer
And his enemies do always fear

King Willie - he's on the Right Side
King Willie - he's on our side and he's alright

They've seen a lot of crime pays
Seen blood flow, smashed heads and done time
From a life of poverty, they have come
But they've found better times, and they're having fun

King Willie - he's on the Right Side
King Willie - he's on our side and he's alright

They spin a good yarn and make us all laugh
About sex and drugs and stories from the past
They've partied north, south east and west
And we've learnt a thing or two from two of the best

King Willie - he's on the Right Side
King Willie - he's on our side and he's alright

Willie & Robbie - they're on the Right Side (x4)
Track Name: Fuck You
There's another damn moralist
Telling us what to do
They know just what's right
For me and for you

Hey preacher - Hey preacher
Hey preacher - Hey preacher
Fuck You!

There's another stupid teacher
Talking about things he don't know
Trying to brainwash the minds
Trying to keep people slow

Hey teacher (... etc)
Fuck you!

Cuntface cuntface cuntface
Cuntface cuntface
Fuck you!

Another dumb media ploy
Using brainwash control
To keep the people human (?)
To keep them in a mould

Hey media (... etc)
Fuck You!

There's another stupid loser
With nothing at all to say
Another stupid loser
Hey loser, walk away

Hey loser (...etc)
Fuck you!
Track Name: Bourbon, Buds & Beer
It's been another long hard day
Been smoking buds all fuckin' day
Just started on a carton of beer
There will never be no fear
'Cos when the beer's all drunk away
Then it's bourbon's time to play
We know what we like to hear
Bring us more bourbon, buds and beers

Bourbon, buds, beer -
Beer, buds, bourbon (x2)

We get real drunk it's bourbon time
Bourbon time brings on pussy time
So downtown to pussy town
Where all the big-lipped sluts can be found
We go smoke some weed with the girls
We take them all around the fuckin' world
'Cos we know what these sluts like to hear
Beast in Heat are here with bourbon, buds and beer

Bourbon, buds, beer -
Beer, buds, bourbon (x2)
Track Name: Glam Stars
We all know how they get fed
They give head, to get ahead
Glam stars are everywhere
And they really don't care

You're a star
Glam star
Another star
Glam star

They think they are so cool
Glam stars never break the rules
Always wanted to be a star
Always wanted a cool sports car

You're a star
Glam star
Another star
Glam star

Society's raised on this shit
Become a star through sucking dick
Glam stars all want more money
So they take it in their bummy

You're a star
Glam star
Another star
Glam star
Track Name: Trust in the City
Hearing yarns from fried minds
Same story, time after time
Lost in a pointless view
The negative vibes keep showing through

Someone's shining a knife for me
There's no one you can trust in the city
Hearing more strange stories
There's no one you can trust in the city

How can we ever exist
With only one negative?
But that's all I hear time after time
It really pisses with my mind

Someone's shining a knife for me
There's no one you can trust in the city
Hearing more strange stories
There's no one you can trust in the city
Track Name: The Real Fonzie Wasn't Cool
The real Fonzie wasn't cool
He was always destined for a fail
The real Fonzie wasn't cool
The real Fonzie broke the rules

Running through the late night streets
Chasing that girl, hand upon meat

The real Fonzie and Lavern
Destined for the bad turn
They were destined to root
And they were destined to lose

Fonzie had an addiction, you see
His pink jacket was all that kept him happy

The real Fonzie dressed in pink
He never had many chicks
He was pushed to the rear
Lived his life in fear

He thought he was really groovy
Film star of a fuckin' movie

Fonzie - bad luck
Fonzie - you fuck
Track Name: No Yin in Our Yang
We don't really care what you say or think
No yin in our yang
We don't really give a shit
No yin in our yang
Our songs are crude, we're buzzed out dudes
No yin in our yang
And if you don't like it, well, fuck you!
No yin in our yang

We don't care what you say
We know we're right anyway
We don't care what you do
We'll just say Fuck You
Beast in Heat, we're here to stay
No yin in our yang (x2)
Beast in Heat, we'll always say
No yin in our yang (x2)
No way

Beast in Heat, we're here to say
No yin in our yang
We'll say it every single day
No yin in our yang
We'll say it any time we like
No yin in our yang
We'll say it 'cos we know we're right
No yin in our yang


We don't care what you say
We know we're right anyway
We don't care what you do
We'll just say Fuck You
Beast in Heat, we're here to stay
No yin in our yang (x2)
Beast in Heat, we'll always say
No yin in our yang (x2)
No way

There's no yin, no yin in our yang (...etc)