Here comes double trouble
Got some big bones to pick
Spitting chunks and triggered
Emotions ooze like gravy
Lazily guard the kingdom
Built on buttered entitlement
Sweat and moaning prerogative
Dripping down its necks
“What about MY feelings?”
The modern battle cry
Do nothing and expect everything
“Yes, please, to one more pie!”
Proclaim delusional cuteness
Demand all to find you hot
Scream for the seats to be bigger
Insist the world changes for you
How privileged you are, the size of a car
Endless mountains to eat
And when you get sick, pass the blame like a tit
Genetics take the heat
Bursting at the seams