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Burpin' and Fartin'

from Learning Curve by Dumb Church

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I borrowed a pitch shifter pedal and a BOSS DR-5 drum machine from a friend of mine, but didn't bother learning how to program it. Most of the time I played "finger drums". The guitar sounds on here came from the drum machine.

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Well, they call me “The Gas Man”
Don’t work at no station
They make fun of me
Because my flatulation
See? I eat lots of beans
And it gives me lots of gas
A deadly weapon
That’s known as my ass

My colon gots a trigger
My ass is bigger than hell
I wave it around
After a trip to Taco Bell
No, I’m not afraid to use it
Stop, or I’ll shoot
One day I went so hard
My gas turned into poop
And that ain’t no shit

Burpin’ and Fartin’
Yeah, we got the shits
Writin’ these songs
Thinkin’ we got hits
My lyrics on the page
My ass, the toilet seat
Wipe my ass with my lyrics
And I think it’s kinda beat

Three cans of soda
Box of laxatives
Said, I come to your house
And you ask me “What gives?”
The fog from my can’s
Enough to kill a man
My ass’ a deadly weapon
Better run while you can

Said, we’re burpin’ and Fartin’

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from Learning Curve, released May 3, 2012
Boss DR-5 + vocals.

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