Combing through the thrift stores
Snatching up discarded tapes
Let's find a band and do a split
Five minutes on each side
Printing out new labels
Slap them on and sell as new
Bands sit back and have a laugh
Their releases piling high
You care more about the format
Than the music it contains
Releasing thirty copies
So it sells out in a day
Lathes replacing proper runs
So scarcity's attained
Special covers printed
All hand-numbered for your tests
Sell them all on eBay
use that cash to fund the press
Kick me in the tits and inject my arse cheek with the 27 most painful jabs of Rabies shots ya got. The neighbours are gonna hate you and burn down your house when you play them this most beautiful of cacophony's. Fuckn fully top gear this'un and you get the scallops with the lot. SUFFER! FTK NunU