Thinking you're so cool because you are from the coast
Big city living is just the fucking most
Move away from all your family and friends
Must not be that important to you
Now you're there, no way to pay the rent
Surely your mouth was heaven sent
Get down on your knees and proceed to suck
Doing whatever you can just to make a buck
This is not what you had in mind
It was gonna be the greatest time
Standing front row at every show
Now you're just a total fucking ho
I guess the change really wasn't that hard
You never really had much to offer anyway
Probably better that you just moved on
Gave me an excuse to write this song