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Sea of Slugs

from The End of Ethnology by Wadge

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Got the jersey, got the hat
Live and breathe for the team
And their stats
Everything comes down to this
Urinal in the living room
So no moments are missed
Can’t relate to anyone
Unless they share this lifeless quest
Watching other people run around
Case of beer, scarfing bags of shit
Big foam hands, plastic hockey sticks
“Rah rah!” go the sea of slugs
Bunch of fuckin’ right on buds
Gotta be there to support the boys
So these millionaires can buy more toys
Did I catch the game?
The answer’s no
Couldn’t even tell you who played what
Awkward silence, jaw hangs frozen
Don’t care that some QB is in a rut
I’d rather weed my garden
Than listen to Talk Sports
Go crash your golf cart into a tree
If your wife gets pregnant – abort!

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from The End of Ethnology, released November 11, 2016

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