Okay lets assume you really need to test all those shampoos and perfumes to see if their the best/Torturing animals just isn’t done/Its not humane and its not even fun/But Ive got a good idea and I hope you consent/I haven’t heard a voice of dissenting opinion yet/It’s the trendy alternative to animal vivisection/And it helps cut down a little excess population/Lets vivisect the yuppies and liberate the animals/Any excuse will do to fuck off those cannibals/Who gives a flying F if a million yuppies die?/Sound good to me lets give it a try/Lets stick those rich bastards in specially designed chairs/Strap them down so they don’t escape then shave off all their hair/Force feed them with face cream drip shampoo into their eyes/Burn their skin with chemicals/Imagine their surprise
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I cannot praise this album enough. This album is absolutely terrifying! The many starts and stops creates this very h settling tension. Each start expands on the stopper idea previously. It’s like the music equivalent of walking through thick fog while passing out multiple times throughout trying to find a place to orientate yourself. There may or may not be something sinister in that fog, but you don’t want to stick around to find out. Bought the vinyl so I summon the fog demons through spe showhornwithteeth