Bastard and the Mountain Man forever
Forever holding hands (x2)
Bastard and the Mountain Man
They are from the New Zealand clan
The sheep mountin' man
Mountain oysters anywhere he can
Tassie jacket, cowboy hat and Ray Bans
He's the sheep mountin' man
Thinks he's got heaps of fans
But they're all at the bottom of his hands
Bastard Bon Jovi - teased hair, dumb stare
Wherever he is, the Mountin Man will always be there
A homosexual bondage is what they share
Always sitting together in their favorite chair (x2)
Bastard and the Mountain Man forever
Forever holding hands (x2)
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I cannot praise this album enough. This album is absolutely terrifying! The many starts and stops creates this very h settling tension. Each start expands on the stopper idea previously. It’s like the music equivalent of walking through thick fog while passing out multiple times throughout trying to find a place to orientate yourself. There may or may not be something sinister in that fog, but you don’t want to stick around to find out. Bought the vinyl so I summon the fog demons through spe showhornwithteeth