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(Instrumental)
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Lord, help me please
Standin' on my knees
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Chopped off head
Great in bed
Place my meat
Between chopped feet
Head on head
Dead in bed
Fresh carved meat
A sexual treat
My dick is red
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Hey, stay away from my grave
My final resting place
Is not for you to pose
Leave this fucking place
And let me decompose
Make up on your face
Human fucking waste
Leave the dead alone
Stay at fucking home
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Runnin' wild
Like a child
Home throne
Gotta brown
In the round
Public seat
To the seat
To rest my cheeks
Home throne
Blasting brown
Flush it down
Shit
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Trapped in a cage
Ate all my bait
Catch and release
No! Deceased!
Skull on my wall
Fur on my floor
Hide on head
Grateful Dead
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Jack
Coke
Rock
Smoke
Young and high
Super cool
Old and gray
Balding fool
Party rock
Dead cock
Twat
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Don't bring us down
With your fucking frown
Crawl away to your fucking grave
Fuck
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Pay for frustration
Arguing for entertainment
Hatred divides
Keep the stress levels high
Emotional reaction
Prey upon your rage
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Left the city lights
For the dark nights
Most people make me sick
I've had it with this shit
Alone in a shack
Pine cone for a snack
Wipe my ass with leaves
Contracting Lyme disease
Prepper mistake
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Wallet comes out
You close your fucking mouth
We're here to sell shit
Not talk of politics
You're going to lose the sale
Make them fucking bail
Opinionated poor
As you close your fucking doors
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Dark is the night
Dark is her soul
Dark like her hole
Dark as night
Berry delight
Dark night
Black hole
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Fraud
Turned to god
Down on your luck
Broke as fuck
Turned to Christ
Cus shit fucking sucks
Don't go to church
But you act the part
Conveniently Christian
And not very smart
You'll never fucking change
Dead brain
Kiss your fucking cross
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Vagina
Labia
Pubic hair
Cunt
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Rrrrrurggghh!
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From my very first erection
I couldn't get enough
Up and down, in and out
In hand or can or muff
Three loads a day
In filthy sheets I lay
Smut on screen
I've sustained jerk injury
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DEAD-END ADVERTISING
Put a sign that no one can fucking see
ALMOST DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT
Almost
Almost doesn't fucking count
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Don't sing about death
PG for the kids
Let's have a good time
Not macho fucking rhymes
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22. |
Holy Boner - Thornydevil
01:00
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23. |
Holy Boner - Nutstomp
00:30
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