1. |
515 Crew Theme
01:30
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Saw some guy who was talking shit
I pulled my gun, he pulled his
Exchanging rounds, the chase was on
I dodged his shots, he dodged mine
<chorus>
Didn’t mean it (she got shot)
Didn’t mean it (she was hot)
Tried to shoot him (but I missed)
Tried to shoot him (she got hit)
When the smoke cleared (he was gone)
When the smoke cleared (she was down)
Some guy saw me (and her corpse)
Some guy saw me (had to kill him of course)
Oh shit!
That’s how we’re living in the 515
A struggle every day to stay alive
So next time you want to step
Remember 515 deserves its fucking rep
<chorus>
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The Bert I Gordon theme song
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3. |
I Love Hardcore (Porn)
01:37
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Friday night, home alone
Grab some lube, hit the phone
I love phone sex all the time
Hot young sluts, say they’re mine
<chorus>
Milk, milk, lemonade
In the back the fudge is made
I love hardcore, I love hardcore, I love hardcore….Porn
Hit the store for chips and lube
No whores out, porn will do
Two guys one girl, pretty gay
I like porn the catholic way
<chorus>
Up and down I stroke my rod
Jesus fuck, I blew my wad
<chorus>
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4. |
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I fell in Love with Crocket and Tubbs
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5. |
Joey Lawrence Theme Song
02:38
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Been no contact, still no call
Are you true or just full of shit
I can’t believe, the words that you say anymore
<chorus>
Said them once before now you say them again
With nothing on your part
I offer you may hand another time
I should have turned away
I don’t want to think that way
I try not to think that way
Two things, I listen to inside myself
<chorus. repeat verse 1, then another chorus>
Whoa!
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6. |
Karl's Theme
01:17
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Milwaukee’s Best? My ass!
Miller’s Ice is a piece of trash
Fuck you, you piece of shit
Drink Miller Ice and you’re gonna get hit
<chorus>
(insert random name)? No way!
Miller Ice is only for gays
Miller Ice, it’s not nice
It’s for cokehead parasites
Drink Miller Ice you’re taking a chance
Drink too much you’ll shit your pants
<chorus, repeat first verse>
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7. |
Suburban Madman
01:13
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Society’s in decay
Generic people
In the halls
Gotta break out these walls
Pain of reality
I wanna break away
You thought you knew me
I want to kill today
Cookie cutter houses and no trees
Is this what you believe?
Psycho in the neighborhood
At the neighbors barbeque
Watch out
He’s gonna come for you
Quiet guy from next door
He’s got bodies buried under his floor
He’s the result
Of years of abuse
To society
He’s no use
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I’m so fucking straight edge
You’re so fucking straight edge
We’re so fucking straight edge
So fuck you, bitch
Sitting on the corner
Chugging a brew
Watch out punk we’re coming for you
Sitting in your room
Puffing the boom
Prepare for your fucking doom
I’m so fucking straight edge
You’re so fucking straight edge
We’re so fucking straight edge
So fuck you, bitch
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9. |
The Code
01:16
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Know who you are, stay in your place
Don’t want to see your ugly bitch ass face
Go back to school, you stupid fucking jobber
We don’t need your fucking kind
<chorus>
You broke the code
The code that says to help your friends
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10. |
Unity
01:28
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We get shit every day
From people who’ve got nothing to say
People so ignorant
They don’t know what’s going on today
They don’t care about themselves
They don’t care about the future
They’re just caught up in their own conformist structure
<chorus>
That’s why we need unity
Do your own thing that’s what it oughta be
Not to commit conformity
We don’t care what you look like
All that matters is your mind
The music, and the message
To anyone that will listen
I’ve learned from past experiences
And I say, let’s begin
<chorus>
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11. |
Warriors of Satan
01:46
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Here we are joined tonight, about to make a sacrifice
Kicking Jesus in the nuts, while we hang out with the antichrist
The weak , they run when we’re in sight
There’s a little kid fight
Lots of blood, and lots of sluts
Kicking preggies in their guts
<chorus>
We are the strong, the mighty, the brave
We are Satan’s warriors
Show no mercy, we kick a lot of ass
We are Satan’s warriors
We have mammoth sized love pumps so get on the floor
Total posterior destruction, is what you’re in for
Warriors of Satan can’t be stopped
If you think otherwise we’ll force feed you our cocks
<chorus>
<breakdown>
That’s right motherfuckas
You think you’re hardcore cause you’re from the streets?
We’re straight out of hell bitch!
You wanna step to this?
We’ll damnate you and your whole crew
Show no mercy, show no fear
Back the fuck up son
Cause Satan is here
The black Sabbath now has passed
Let’s go smoke some motherfucking grass
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12. |
Wrestle Metal
02:24
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Been there for me since I was a kid
Before I found wrestling don’t know what I did
I remember Frankie and Koko B. Ware,
His big drop kicks and bad ass hair
<chorus>
But how long will he last, when DiBiasse’s on the attack
Danny Davis is the ref, and Virgil is up to no good
Honky Tonk Man was full of hot air
The Dungeon of Doom they gave me a scare
Kamala was the raddest dude
And don’t forget my man Rick Rude
<chorus>
But as I get older, it’ s just not the same
The Rock? Stone Cold? That shit’s lame
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13. |
Anything Slim (Zap!)
00:46
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14. |
The Code
01:07
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Know who you are, stay in your place
Don’t want to see your ugly bitch ass face
Go back to school, you stupid fucking jobber
We don’t need your fucking kind
<chorus>
You broke the code
The code that says to help your friends
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15. |
Warriors of Satan
01:40
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Here we are joined tonight, about to make a sacrifice
Kicking Jesus in the nuts, while we hang out with the antichrist
The weak , they run when we’re in sight
There’s a little kid fight
Lots of blood, and lots of sluts
Kicking preggies in their guts
<chorus>
We are the strong, the mighty, the brave
We are Satan’s warriors
Show no mercy, we kick a lot of ass
We are Satan’s warriors
We have mammoth sized love pumps so get on the floor
Total posterior destruction, is what you’re in for
Warriors of Satan can’t be stopped
If you think otherwise we’ll force feed you our cocks
<chorus>
<breakdown>
That’s right motherfuckas
You think you’re hardcore cause you’re from the streets?
We’re straight out of hell bitch!
You wanna step to us?
We’ll damnate you and your whole crew
Show no mercy, show no fear
Back the fuck up son
Cause Satan is here
The black Sabbath now has passed
Let’s go smoke some motherfucking grass
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16. |
Unity
01:21
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We get shit every day
From people who’ve got nothing to say
People so ignorant
They don’t know what’s going on today
They don’t care about themselves
They don’t care about the future
They’re just caught up in their own conformist structure
<chorus>
That’s why we need unity
Do your own thing that’s what it oughta be
Not to commit conformity
We don’t care what you look like
All that matters is your mind
The music, and the message
To anyone that will listen
I’ve learned from past experiences
And I say, let’s begin
<chorus>
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17. |
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I fell in love with Crocket and Tubbs
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18. |
Suburban Madman
01:07
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Society’s in decay
Generic people
In the halls
Gotta break out these walls
Pain of reality
I wanna break away
You thought you knew me
I want to kill today
Cookie cutter houses and no trees
Is this what you believe?
Psycho in the neighborhood
At the neighbors barbeque
Watch out
He’s gonna come for you
Quiet guy from next door
He’s got bodies buried under his floor
He’s the result
Of years of abuse
To society
He’s no use
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19. |
Untitled
02:24
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Left here with this shattered body
But I won’t turn my back
Now what should I do?
Tired, alone, clinging to my ideals
But I still stand!
How long will it last?
I will never turn my back!
I’ve made up my mind
And this is a lifetime commitment
Memories that once brought joy
Now bring me only tears
Drugs stole my friends
Stole my friends, stole my friends!
Bring them back!
Left here with this shattered body
But I won’t turn my back
Tired, alone, jaded, barely alive
But still I stand!
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20. |
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Berg got drunk in Iowa City
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