Christmas comes but once a year
And thank God for that
While giving birth, Mary proclaimed
“Jesus fucking Christ, it hurts!”
Away in a manger
The dude from Voivod
Assisted with the holy birth
In French he said
“No crib for a bed”
So he built one for the Lord
Out of drum sticks
Covered in afterbirth
But chill as fuck
Can’t catch an infection
From Immaculate Conception