Went down to the show one night to get my rock ‘n’ roll
Hoping for a band to send my flag right up the pole
Singer looked a psychopath, tattooed and full of piss
Knew right then and there this was a gig I shouldn’t miss
Took the stage
Ripped off his shirt
Holy shit
Neil’s got tits
Never have I seen such beauty cans upon a guy
Watch out in the front row or you just might lose an eye
Heavy hanging bullets strong enough to kill a tank
Guitarist on the left of stage finger-tapped a wank
Inhuman screams
Get something off his chest
Unholy breasts
Neil’s got tits
Heavy hormone demon struttin’ hard
Swinging them knockers will leave ya scarred
Two black eyes and an attitude
Sunset Stripper headbangin’ nude
Toss a dollarydoo and you might cop a feel
Off this tig-ole-bitty owner, goes by Neil
All right, outta sight, spandex daddy is here
Just wait till he gets silicone in his rear