Bangers and mash
Doom metal and thrash
Accent so thick you’ll feel rather sick
Crumpets and crisps thrown back with two fists
A right solid geezer, beans in the freezer
Whippity whoppity way
What did he just say?
Two pints of beer
He’s the daddy ‘ere
Down at the dog track placing crazy bets
Jas Murray is as British as it gets
God slave the Queen, put Jas on the throne
Free curry for all
Some tea and a scone
Gimp!
What a bloody gimp
Free curry for all
Some tea and a scone