Struttin’ down the beach like he runs the show
Jefferson vacation, George is rarin’ to go
Dry cleaning kingpin like a Sherman tank
Bring on the sodomy
Couple of drinks just to loosen up
Hula girls hula, macadamia nuts
Diamond Head rumbles a forbidden chant
That blankets Waikiki
Tom watching hips
He means ships
Sunblocked schnoz
Saggy nips
Drinks flowing freely from the bar
Pimpin’ ain’t easy for this honky star
Polyester shirts pullin’ in the babes
Willis gets a tan
Fast forward to my visit there
Turn on the TV in a tropical stare
Hawaiian Jefferson glowing on the screen
Ruling the spot where I’d just been