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The Science of Dipshits

from The End of Ethnology by Wadge

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I’m not a scientist, but I do believe that you’re a tit
Futurists are wasting time predicting how we’ll evolve
The keys were handed over long ago
Grinning men in suits threw up their hands
Drove this fucker off the cliff
Spiraling abyss
Pacified the droolers with shiny rocks
And promises of low price socks
If there’s ever a revolt and angry mobs
It’ll be because they ran out of cheap fried chicken
We deserve to ebb
Universal sigh of relief
(I’ll Bet You Ride A Longboard)
Self-imposed exile from not being insufferable
I’ll bet you ride a longboard
(The Matador’s Oopsie)
Guffawed when the bull’s horn ripped open that throat
Bled out in front of the family
(Safe Space)
Feeling really uncomfortable
With the way you didn’t look at me
No eye contact, but I still didn’t like it
And I don’t know what’s on your mind
Lock the doors and bar the windows
We’re just letting in sisters today
Thanks for stopping by, but get the fuck away
We’re writing our own history and you’re not in it
Building a world within a world within a world
No one gets offended there
Until someone disagrees about the pattern choice of blinders
(Pulled Over for Dumb Decisions)
There’s never been a better time to merge the world of political grindcore with promotion of the modern automobile.
(Intrinsic Asshole)
Walking through life like royalty
Lay your coat down for the extraordinary
Numbing dialogue all must endure
Lest an ego-maniacal fit be thrown
Bossy from the moment speech came
No one ever knocked it back to size
Now a full grown monster stampedes through the streets
Insisting it’s so special we must be captivated

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from The End of Ethnology, released November 11, 2016

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