Germaniac insaneiac
Decked out in lederhosen, he attacks
Blunt force trauma
Knackwurst club
Beaten to submission
In the tub
So much for a pleasant bubble bath
Topsy smacks you senseless
Then he laughs
Topsy’s curse
You’ll be leaving in a hearse
Full pint of beer soon reduced to none
Topsy screams in German
“Let’s have a nuzza vun!”
Mustard squeezed overtop your noggin’
Ass is red from a sausage floggin’
Sauerkraut vomited on your floor
A little calling card
From the fiend of gore
Holds your flesh like a microphone
Points at the mirror and starts to moan