Tucked away in Maryland
Secluded, hidden, forbidden
Palace of all kitschy might
That place was fucking out of sight
Mai Tais flowing freely
Palace of the gods
Robert Mitchum knew what goddamn time it was
Tiki every single place I look
Is that a shrunken head I see hanging from a hook?
Moai greets the sailors
Vera at the bar
A possum takes a booty call
This tale will travel far