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A retarded fellow lives down the block
For 25 bucks, he'll suck on your cock
He's overworked and underpaid
20000 more lawns to mow before he gets laid

He eats free pizza at awards ceremonies
Honorary member of three fraternities
He's overpraised
His eyes are stupid and glazed
But... 20000 more lawns to mow before he gets laid
Before he gets laid, before he has sex

Special Olympics, he waits all year
But not half as much as his mother's pap smear
Fucking fat pervert, watches his sister undress
Looks at his hands, oh my god, there's a mess
He's dressed in red leather
Pages just glued together
But... 20000 more lawns to mow before he gets laid

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from Barf On A Globe: 7" Vinyl Collection 1989​-​1998, released December 12, 1999

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