A retarded fellow lives down the block
For 25 bucks, he'll suck on your cock
He's overworked and underpaid
20000 more lawns to mow before he gets laid
He eats free pizza at awards ceremonies
Honorary member of three fraternities
He's overpraised
His eyes are stupid and glazed
But... 20000 more lawns to mow before he gets laid
Before he gets laid, before he has sex
Special Olympics, he waits all year
But not half as much as his mother's pap smear
Fucking fat pervert, watches his sister undress
Looks at his hands, oh my god, there's a mess
He's dressed in red leather
Pages just glued together
But... 20000 more lawns to mow before he gets laid
I cannot praise this album enough. This album is absolutely terrifying! The many starts and stops creates this very h settling tension. Each start expands on the stopper idea previously. It’s like the music equivalent of walking through thick fog while passing out multiple times throughout trying to find a place to orientate yourself. There may or may not be something sinister in that fog, but you don’t want to stick around to find out. Bought the vinyl so I summon the fog demons through spe showhornwithteeth