1. OTTUMWA IN THE SKY
I'll see you all again
The afterlife the same as fucking life

2. SON OF SHAME
Classically trained
Down the drain
The next generation
Watering down the name

3. SMELLS LIKE A HOLE
Funky and moist

4. PRETTY COCK
Your cunt's fucking ugly, too

5. ZIP CODE CORE
5250 why?

6. 300 FANS
Three hundred fans
Make no more than

7. CHOKE SIZE
King size
Snack size
Fun size
Choke size
Stuck in your throat
Perfect size to fucking choke

8. MUSIC STAND BANDS
Music stands for show
Music stands for bullshit bands

9. CHINESE PLASTIC
Rape, kill and steal
Cartoon pirates merchandise deal

10. THE BIG FOUR OF PORN
Playboy
Penthouse
Hustler
Screw

11. ENTERTAINMENT ONLY
We don't mean what we say
We don't stand behind our work
It's all just pretend for cash
Phony fucks, why listen to us?
Fucking jerks

12. GRINDCORE RESUME
"I was there before you were"
"Played in bands before your birth"
Sick as fuck and dumb as shit
Pioneering the extreme
Pea-brain, big mouth, too dumb to shut up
Stay sick or die, I wish for your fucking death

13. ALL EARS
The government is listening
But your family and friends are not
The government wants to hear you
But your family and friends do not

14. ONWARD TO ARBORISM
Chainsaws and clippers
The tools to tame the land
Cut down and sculpted
To prove yourself a man
Be a man

15. SITTING SPORTS
Do nothing fans

16. BLACKFOOT
Blackfoot
Barefoot on stage

17. CROSSING OVER TO THE DEAD
Punk rock and skateboards
Pussy scarce, fuck your hand
Drug rugs, patchouli
Hippie girls at your command

18. LET THAT BEEF SIMMER
Never let it go
Hang on to your hatred
Let that beef simmer
Take it to your grave

19. (YOU MAKE IT) HARD TO HELP YOU
Fucking close to homeless
Can't provide for yourself
Handouts aren't good enough
Picky poor

20. HAM WALLET TO YOUR WALLET
Balloon knot economics
Spread butthole will provide

21. PERIOD PIECE
Fucking on the rag

22. BOYCOTT HARDER
You never bought
But now you're really not

23. (THE CRISCO KID) NEWSWORTHY WANKS
Jerking your way to fame

24. UNEVENTFUL LOADS
A million washed away

25. STRAP-ON FUCKING THE HERNIA BACK IN
Push back in what's sticking out

26. STATE OF CALIFORNIA
49 states of death

27. HAILS, BRO
Greetings from afar
We make a fucking deal?
One-for-one trade
For my shit with no appeal

28. BONER ALE
Brewing up a batch
Stir it with my bone
Crafted with love
Pre-cum mixed with boner foam

29. OUR DAILY CORN
Corn, corn corn...

30. ACCESS TO EXCESS
Access to excess
Your death
You die
You're dead

31. ROUTINE JERK
Penciled-in plans
For your pecker in your hand

32. CRAP-MASTERS
Masters of their craft
You're an amateur at best
You fucking suck

33. SPEED JOB
Bang it out
Slop it up
Make it shit

34. MUMBLE TRACK
Mumble track
For idiots who can't phrase a song
Mumble track
To help them along

35. FUTURE RARE
Hogging up shit
Closets filled with future rare
Sit on shit
To fuck over fans

36. EYE MARK
Smelly lipstick
Give your underwear a sloppy kiss

37. THROAT COAT
Chewing gum
Honey tea
Chocolate milk
Doesn't fucking work

38. HEALTH (DON'T) CARE
Pain and suffering
Misery and grief
First things fucking last
It came to me in a dream
No shit, dumbfuck
You did it to yourself
You've earned every illness
Die

39. TEENAGE TRAIN
Teenage train
Feel no pain
Spackle-up her crack

40. NORMAL LEVELS OF LOATHING
The hate remains the same
I hate you like I hated you before

41. WANKING THE CADAVER
More growled nonsense