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A uterus punched me and a clock bit my ball
Is it any wonder Umberto Eco is ten feet tall?
There's a snake int he woods which will scare you to death
He's 7000 feet long and he shoots crystal meth

Your ass had gangrene and your tits have lice
Piss on my buttcheeks and I'll treat you nice
I bought a ska album make by a Milkdud
He woke up at midnight and strangled your pud

You can't forgive the industrious bastard who stole your cherry
He spoke like Richard Nixon and he sure was a fairy
You wrestled some goon at the tri-county fair
And put honey dijon mustard into your hair

I'll tell you truly, your waistline is desirable
I've had some trouble with the law and now I'm unhirable
King Arthur's court

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from Barf On A Globe: 7" Vinyl Collection 1989​-​1998, released December 12, 1999

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