I'm gonna shove this can of Campbell's Chunky Garden Vegetable up your ass
I'm going to pour a gallon of bleach in your peehole
And then I'll make you a man
Then I'll make you my wife
I'll slice a quarter inch from the tip of each finger and pour iodine in your eyes
I'll cut open your scrotum and put a colony of wasps in and sew it back up
You're gonna boil rice and cook my dinner because you're my man, bitch
I don't care about your sordid past
I only care that today you'll wear a thin French maid get-up and your foreskin just looks dreamy
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I cannot praise this album enough. This album is absolutely terrifying! The many starts and stops creates this very h settling tension. Each start expands on the stopper idea previously. It’s like the music equivalent of walking through thick fog while passing out multiple times throughout trying to find a place to orientate yourself. There may or may not be something sinister in that fog, but you don’t want to stick around to find out. Bought the vinyl so I summon the fog demons through spe showhornwithteeth